A hundred thousand cold jokes can break your stomach.

A hundred thousand cold jokes can break your stomach.

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, let's laugh together.

A hundred thousand cold jokes can break your stomach.

1. After studying in the water for several years, I think kindergarten is better!

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

3. How to lose weight if you are not full? .

I'm an infatuated seed, too. Is it raining? Drowned.

5. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

6. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

7. I promise you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

8. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

9. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

10. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than that in the street.

1 1. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

12. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

13. What are you unhappy about? Say it to cheer everyone up.

14. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

15. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

16. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

17. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam orange.

18. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said: is this really not?

19. I can't play chess or draw, so I'm tired of washing and cooking.

20. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

A hundred thousand cold jokes can break your stomach.

1. I like you so much that you will die.

Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to heaven?

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

6. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

7. Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

8. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

9. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

10. Besides teeth, there is love.

1 1. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackled all the way.

12. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

13. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

14. I am convinced that someone will come into this world and be tortured by me.

15. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

16. Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

17. Our aim: Look at money and earn more.

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