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Confused about the appearance of the restaurant

Wagunaria's staff

Zong Tai Takasu (たかなしそぅた) (Resume: Fukuyama Jun)

Responsible for Wagunaria outfield. 16 years old. For the first time. The people at the scene have the most common sense, but because they grew up around tall girls, they like small things better than anyone else (more of a reaction to big things than small things). But my love for cute things like puppets is influenced by my father and sister takanashi. With the increase of working experience in Wagunaria, this preference is more serious. I think that more than 12 girls are old women (but he said that Ueshima is an exception because it is cute). Because I can't push the housework that my three sisters don't do to my sister, I am busy with school, part-time jobs, housework and other things every day. So as long as you are not disturbed, your performance in Wagunaria is quite outstanding. Good at taking care of people, taking care of Ibo and yamada. People around you think it is because of planting islands that they continue to work. In fact, it seems that they are desperately saving money to leave home early. Calling old lady Bai Teng makes her angry and attends classes every day, but in order to make money, I think it's better this way. When I was a child, my father put on women's clothes, which was quite resistant to women's clothes. However, women's clothing is a kind of beauty, which is regarded as a symbol of yearning for women by Ueshima. Women wear clothes, commonly known as "birds" (named after Sato). Because Bai Teng's age, words and deeds, height and sister's image overlap, she can do nothing about it, and she is often crazy about Todoroki Yachiyo's behavior. Take the magic hand for Igbo (even when he goes shopping from home).

Planting Populus davidiana (たねしま ぽぷら)(CV: Acheng Jianai)

Responsible for Wagunaria outfield. /kloc-sophomore in 0/7. Appears in the first word. My father is a civil servant and my mother is a full-time housewife. Looks, height and personality are not like 17 years old, and they are often mistaken for primary and secondary school students by guests (the school is also treated as a child by teachers). I am very popular with you, Zong Tai, a bird, but I am troubled by my height. But the breasts are quite big. The height of all the characters is kept secret because she hates it. Besides, both parents seem to be a little short. Senior two and junior three, she called her "bird", but now she has given up persuasion after a denial. However, if someone outside the island calls him, Gao Naxi will be angry. Although he has common sense, he is quite innocent and is often teased by Sato and Xiangma. Basically loved by the staff. According to Xiang Ma's information, it seems that there is a cushion on the sole to make the height look higher. I had prepared a treadmill before, but I gave it up because it was inconvenient to carry. I hate green peppers, and I don't want to go home as soon as dinner appears. I like takanashi's women's dress very much, because it is her ideal appearance (tall, mature, cute, handsome and beautiful). I even asked Xiang Ma to help her wash a stack of women's photos of takanashi, and asked takanashi to dress up for her several times, which was strongly rejected.

White Fuji Kyoko (しらふじきょぅこ)

Manager of Wagunaria. 28 years old. For the first time. She was a bad girl, and even the guests were spared. It seems that there are many convenient younger brothers who can do anything as long as they call to direct. I do nothing. Although I am slim, I just grab something to eat whenever I have time, and I eat a lot. I thought all the food in the shop was my own, so I sent the younger brother mentioned above to deal with the guests who ate the king's rice. Although it is rare, there is a certain degree of manager responsibility in action. When I was in high school, I met Todoroki Yachiyo, who was still a primary school student. Since then, she has taken care of her daily life. I have no feelings of love for Todoroki Yachiyo, but judging from the behavior of only giving her food, I love her very much. I'm not satisfied with old age and related vocabulary. I met Tanichiro, the store manager who serialized comics on the Internet.

Sato Takashi (さとぅじゅん) (Resume: Ono Daisuke)

Responsible for Wagunaria's kitchen. A 20-year-old college student appeared in the third sentence. I'm afraid he is the most serious worker in Wagunaria. I'm expressionless, but I think I live a life with rich expressions every day. Smoking is quite heavy. I like Todoroki Yachiyo, but she has a crush on Kyouko Shirafuji. Because of Todoroki Yachiyo's trust, she often listens to her feelings and is teased by Chen Bo, the mother of Hunan. She suffered great setbacks in love and was more difficult than takanashi in thought. So take headache medicine and stomach medicine. Recently called "Eight Thousand Generations", there is no progress. In order to vent their emotions, they often play the trick of planting islands, which is quite clever to handle. In addition, the ability to deal with Kyouko Shirafuji, Xiangma and Yibo is also good. Basically, except for 8 thousand generations, they are all decent. Live by thinking. The role of network serial comics is well known.

Todoroki Eight Thousand Generations (とどろきやちよ)(cv:·: Kitamura)

Director of Wagunaria Field. 20 years old, self-employed. The fourth word appeared. The origin of the name is loyal dog Hachi. Always smiling and working hard, but walking with a Japanese knife. I said the reason is that my hometown is a tool shop. Since the primary school was rescued from abuse by Baiteng, I have always liked her and taken care of her. I have feelings of love for her, and I feel jealous of people close to Baiteng, and I will draw my sword and threaten. Yin Wei, in particular, always brings gifts (food) when he comes back, fearing that the white rattan will be taken away and hostile to Yin Wei. Being able to talk about rattan for hours on end has caused a great burden to other shop assistants (especially Sato). I loved slowly, and I didn't know Sato's goodness until Yamada Kui told the truth. I almost didn't go to school because "Apricot is not here". Actually, I'm in a bad mood, and I have no other contacts except Wagunaria.

Ibo True Day (ぃなみまひる) (resume: Fujita saki)

Responsible for Wagunaria outfield. /kloc-sophomore in 0/7. The fifth sentence debuted. I got androphobia (including male animals) because of my father's wrong way of education. Receiving female clients is perfect, but it will beat up male clients. Because of his father's conspiracy, he has a strong wrist and often destroys walls and telephone poles. Studying in a girls' high school, I am not good at ancient Chinese and mathematics taught by male teachers. Bird friend Zong Tai was often beaten, but gradually he relaxed his vigilance and fell in love with Gao Naxi's heroic posture when he preached to his father. But I haven't overcome male phobia, and now I'm in a state of "like but hate". I am troubled by the fact that I want to get close to my birdfriend Zong Tai, but I can't help hitting him, but I am afraid that I will not be paid attention to by my birdfriend Zong Tai after treating my violent personality, and finally I will show my self-destructive attitude. I am worried about my poor breasts. I feel inferior to Takanashi Nazuna, a pupil who is one head lower than myself. Serious personality, most jokes will be taken seriously. It is easy to blush, and when you are shy, your body temperature rises, and you can even melt chocolate. After Mrs. You's praise, this hairpin is different every day. When I was in the daytime, I received a gift from Gao Naxi, and I would choose one of them to wear every day. I know the four sisters of Gao Naxi's family (but I don't know if the bird belongs to Gao Naxi's family). Birds talk about spring outing and write novels (men with words don't seem to be afraid). We have a very good relationship with takanashi, and we exchange text messages. You Zong Tai, a bird, said that she was "really destined for our family".

Xiangma Chen Bo (そぅまひろぉみ)

Responsible for Wagunaria's kitchen. 20 years old. Poplar trees planted on the island asked him about the university, and he answered "secret". The 27 th sentence debuted. Always smiling, giving a cordial impression, but actually grasping the weakness of most shop assistants, threatening others to help in the name of persuasion. As a result of persuasion, all my work is actively helped by others, and even when I am busy, I seem to be very idle. I often play planting island with Sato, and occasionally play tricks on Sato, but I will be violently countered. Besides, Ibo Makoto will attack before opening his mouth. Yin Wei Bingwu has no weakness, while Yin Wei Chuncai is beyond his imagination, so he is difficult for them. I'm a little tricky about mustard, too. I like big breasts. When bird You Zong Tai disguised himself as a man, he stuffed his chest unnecessarily because of his hobby.

ぉとぉひょぅご Yin Wei Wu Bing.

Manager Wagunaria. 37 years old. The eighth word appeared. I wander around Japan, looking for my wife's spring vegetables, and occasionally bring gifts (local products) when I return to the store, which is an important food delivery staff in Kyouko Shirafuji. He is the greatest man in the shop, but he is treated cruelly every time he goes back, but he doesn't fire anyone. He was beaten by Ibo Shinji, threatened by 8,000 bags of knives and forgotten by Kyouko Shirafuji (except Todoroki Yachiyo). I seldom come to the store, but I am quite capable of handling the accumulated work with the only opportunity. Recently, even the problem character Yamada Kwai has become one of the troubles, and the frequency of returning to the store has gradually decreased.

Kwai Yamada (やまだぁぉぃ)

Responsible for Wagunaria outfield. Self-proclaimed 16 years old, appeared in the 47th speech. The girl who was picked up by Yin Wei igloo. His name, age and experience are unknown, and he is suspected to have been taken away from home by Mrs. Youzong. Carry drag props, bugs and other props. Because I used a pseudonym, I often didn't respond when I first arrived in Wagunaria and was called Yamada, but I was able to answer a little after training my imagination. Because Kwai is her real name, I hope others will call her by this name, but everyone calls her Yamada except planting the island and bombing. Later, through self-hypnosis, even the first person changed from "I" to "Yamada". Living in the attic of Wagunaria, I often borrow things from the store, but I was strictly required by Yin Wei Wu Bing not to eat the food in the store without authorization. I don't know how to work. I broke quite a few tableware. The original damage assessment report was full of Yamada's name. It's really too much to try to hide the broken tableware when it's broken. It looks similar to Kyouko Shirafuji, so that eight thousand generations are interested in it, but Jun Satou hates it. I'm also embarrassed about the strict bird wandering. Most hidden things will be exposed and scolded by Xiang Ma Chen Bo. I will spoil the old man, as long as there is no old man spoiled that day, I will panic. The appearance looks mysterious, but it is not good at hiding, and the expression will be obvious on the face. Although it is higher than the island, it is quite short. I like natto. I used to fill the refrigerator in the store with natto. I think Yin Wei Bingwu is an ideal father image, so I have a very close relationship with him and even want to be his adopted daughter. In addition, some people are close to the end of the sound at work and seem to have Oedipus complex. If you want to gather members of the Yamada family, the predetermined targets are Yin Wei (father), Boom (mother), Xiangma (brother) and Matsumoto (glasses girl).

Matsumoto Maya (まつもとまや)

Responsible for Wagunaria outfield. The fourth sentence debuted. In the fourth sentence of this article, I appear in the form of a back. The author was asked "Who's that guy" during website planning and popularity voting, and later appeared as the protagonist during a business trip on June 5438+00, 2007. Taking ordinary life as the goal, he has the idea of ordinary citizens who were not strong in the early days. Because I was surrounded by strange people, I thought I was an ordinary person, but I didn't notice that it was strange to work in an environment full of strange people, and I was regarded as a strange person by Zong Tai, a bird friend. In addition to the above roles, there are two kitchen employees.

Family members of staff

Gao na Xi Jia

A branch of Gao Naxi (たかなしかずぇ) (resume: Ryoko Shiraishi)

Takanashi's parents and daughter. 3 1 year. Takanashi is the tallest lawyer with glasses in his family. Divorced. The 25 th sentence debuted. Experts who interpret the law as beneficial to themselves can use the six laws to carry out various attacks. The appearance looks serious, but in fact there is a big problem with personality. I totally ignore what you think of Zong Tai. It seems that I don't get along with the birds, but I really care about my sisters. I'm stubborn and soft-hearted, and I'm scared to run away from home. Love Takanashi Nazuna very much.

Gonas Springs (たかなしぃずみ)

Takanashi's second daughter. 28 years old. He is tall, but he can't tell because he doesn't stand often. Love novelist. The 25 th sentence debuted. Although I am engaged in my dream career, my room is still quite messy. I like to wear black clothes, my hair is unkempt, my face and hands are often stained with ink, and I don't wear makeup. My personality is also very gloomy. Often stay at home, very weak, almost unable to stand on its own feet. Pick up something heavier than a pen, and your muscles will ache after three days. In addition, housework is completely incompetent, and trying to clean it makes the room more messy. Ordinary life depends entirely on the help of Gao Naxi. Consciously rely on your brother to take care of yourself. It will be neat when you go out, but later the muscles are sore and sore patches are essential. After learning from the funeral that Mrs. Zong had a girlfriend (really, she was not a girlfriend at this time), she was shocked and ran away from home. Later, when we met Zhenri, we both liked each other (because we didn't give names and didn't know each other's identity). There are rumors that the author is a model, but the author completely denies it.

Gao Na Xi Jian (たかなしこずぇ) (Resume: MECUMI)

Gonassi's three daughters. 25 years old, second only to one in height. Aikido instructor, appearing in the 20th sentence. I often get drunk and fall on the porch. At the same time, every time I come to Wagunaria, I will haunt the clerk (mainly on real days). Even the author admits that he is the worst character and the most troublesome opponent for Tacanasi. Always wear clothes that show your shoulders. Easy to be lonely, often associate with men, but can not develop smoothly because of personality problems. I tried to love Zong Tai, but I left countless psychological scars in his heart, which made him hate old people. Therefore, those who dote on Quan He Jian are also strict with her. He is good at martial arts because of his profession. Only she can resist physical attacks. I once kicked Zong Tai's door.

Takana Shinazuna (たかなしなずな) (CV: Momoko Saitō)

Takada's four daughters. 12 years old. Takada's daughter. Or primary school students are close to takanashi in height and have bigger breasts than Ibo. The 25 th sentence debuted. When I was a child, I saw my brother suffer for his sisters. In order to help my brother grow into an "elder killer" who can manipulate the elderly at will, Mrs. Zong felt uneasy about it. Seeing Zhou Zhen and Zong Tai coming home, I mistook her for a girlfriend (at least Zong Tai didn't think so). At the same time, when I saw Zong Tai being beaten, I said nothing and thought he was a masochist. As a child, I am not good at staying up late. Worked in Wagunaria in the name of professional experience report. The real names of Takanashi's parents are unknown. My father died when takanashi was a child. Because the three sisters don't wear cute clothes, they let young Zong Tai wear women's clothes. My mother is still alive, but she is often not at home. Her interest is thrift. Although she didn't show up, judging from the children's speeches, she seems to belong to an incompetent parent (on the teaching visit day, takanashi cut a branch and said, "Pretend they don't exist", and no one refuted it).

other

Ibo Shinji's father

The real name is unknown. Too fond of her daughter, I don't want other men to take her away, but Tian really got the initiator of male phobia. The first person to be beaten. At the same time, this is the main reason why Makoto fell in love with Zong Tai. Because she was beaten by Zhou Zhen at home and worked alone outside, 10 didn't come home for many years, so Zhou Zhenlian couldn't remember her face clearly. Steady-looking, he came to Wagunaria with a model shotgun, a figure of the same level as 8,000 generations.

Ibo Shinji's mother

Unknown real name, naturally want to stay. I don't care about my husband's education policy. It is careless to know how to do housework. Appeared in an anecdote sent by a mobile phone.

ぉとぉはるな Yin Wei spring vegetables.

When Yin Wei Wu Bing's wife asks her where the north is, she will point to the sky and answer the road idiot (the reason seems to be that the north of the map is facing up). After going shopping, my whereabouts became a mystery. The local products brought back by Yin Wei Bingwu are almost the same as his (according to myself).

True Wood and Xuri (ましばよぅへぃ)

Apricot's "convenience for the younger generation" One of the younger brothers. Yue Mei's brother.

Real wood and beautiful moon (ましばみつき)

Apricot's "convenience for the younger generation" Second brother. Yang Ping's sister.

Tong Sheng Yamada (やまだきりぉ)

17 years old. . Because I was looking for my sister who ran away from home near the Ibo Girls' School, I went to check the female high school students and was regarded as an idiot and a unemployed college student. Sister cross-dressing is likely to be suspicious. Empty-handed commander Kwai is very similar to him, but the real brother-sister relationship is unknown.