Ask a few jokes about food safety! You'd better tell me where I can see these jokes.

1, a pair of leather shoes meet again in the owner's stomach after ten years of separation: one is yogurt and the other is capsule. The master dreamed of this and wrote "Jiangchengzi": Ten years is too long for life and death, and you will forget it without thinking. Two feet, who is sad. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know, old yogurt, poison capsules. I dreamed of coming home suddenly at night, wearing red shoes and dressing up. Care for each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears are expected to be heartbroken every year, tomorrow night, rubber factory!

2. Father: Do you want this man to be your husband? Accompany him to eat melamine milk, gelatin old yogurt, lean sausage and gutter oil vegetables until the end of his life? Bride: I do! Father: Do you want this woman to be your wife? Buy her cadmium rice, dioxygen wings, aluminum steamed bread and paper yuba until the end of her life? Groom: I do! Father: I congratulate you on becoming Mr. and Mrs. China in the name of leather shoes!

The teacher asked, "What is the strongest nation in the world?" Classmate: "Chinese nation" Teacher: "Why?" A: "China people live in such a corrupt society, eating meat containing lean meat, cooking with waste oil, drinking melamine milk, sleeping in a quilt covered with black cotton, living in a sky-high price room and eating poison capsules prescribed by doctors, but China people can still live tenaciously." The teacher wept bitterly. .......