What are the jokes in the joke collection?

1. The cycle repeats itself

Lao Wang was resting under a tree. Lao Li came over and said to him: "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to chop firewood?" Lao Wang said: "What are you doing cutting firewood? "Lao Li said: "It's easy to make money from selling. If you get enough money, you can buy donkeys, and then sell firewood from house to house. Then you can buy trucks after making money, then buy a wood factory and sell wood, and then buy more trucks. You can make a fortune." Lao Wang asked, "What do you do when you get rich?" Lao Li replied, "You can live in peace and happiness." Lao Wang said, "What do you think I am doing?" /p>

2. Turtle turmoil

Turtle is also called turtle or turtle, and is commonly known as tortoise. Delicious and expensive. "If you don't buy what you eat, you don't eat what you buy." This is really a high-end gift and a public relations scandal. A certain township sent several people with many turtles into the city to pay tribute. Because they have different weights and must be distributed according to "positions", to avoid miscalculation, the official title is written on paper and affixed to the back of the turtle. ?It was already late when we arrived in front of the residential building for government officials. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket overturned, and all the soft-shell turtles took advantage of the dusk to scramble for their lives. The villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" has escaped! - the biggest one. Catch "Director Qian" quickly - be careful it bites your hand. It was dark in the corner, could it be "Section Chief Sun"? "Secretary Li" was small and crawled very fast, so he might not be found.

3. It’s late

In the subway, a man found a pickpocket taking out his wallet and said humorously: "Man, you are late! Although I got the money today, The salary is paid, but my wife is much faster than you."

4. Love letter

The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you so much! , I would even go through fire and water for you. If it doesn’t rain on Saturday, I will definitely come.

5. Unreasonable complaint

There are only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other one was furious. "What's wrong?" the other one asked. "You wouldn't do that if I were you." What will you do? Of course I will eat the small one first. Well, what are you complaining about?

6. Keep it secret for you.

A: I will only tell you this, please keep it a secret for me. B: Don’t worry, not only do I want to keep it a secret for you, I also want to tell everyone to keep it a secret for you.

7. Cleaning the windows

The father walked into his son's room and praised: Well done, son! The windows are clean and bright. Did you clean them with soapy water?

Son: No. , Dad, I use a hammer.