Mosquito's joke

Since autumn, many mosquitoes have emerged in the office, and they have successfully attacked. No wonder, we are in the light, and they are in the dark. It must be difficult to fight. In addition, everyone has different attitudes towards mosquitoes, which makes this struggle more difficult.

Ignore type

Character: Grass. This gentleman has just been lovelorn, his mood is extremely low, and his eyes are full of work. He doesn't hit or bomb mosquitoes, and he doesn't scratch bags bitten by mosquitoes. Sometimes I open the window and stare blankly, which is suspected of releasing mosquitoes.

The classic dialogue between grass and mosquitoes is: "kiss, everyone is lonely."

Struggle resistance type

Character: Xiao Xia. This fair-skinned girl hates mosquitoes the most. As soon as mosquitoes appear, Xiao Xia will open his eyes and ears, or raise his hand and pat or pick up mosquito repellent and spray it hard. In short, he will never be soft.

The classic dialogue between Xiao Xia and Mosquito is: "Come on, hit the gun."

Active preventive type

Character: Sister Cai. Cai Jie is especially popular with mosquitoes because she is their favorite blood type. As long as Cai Jie is here, our safety factor will be greatly improved. Therefore, as long as Cai Jie sits on the seat, she will spray strong mosquito repellent toilet water on her body, and there will be mosquito repellent and essential balm on the seat.

The classic dialogue between Cai Jie and Mosquito is: "Come on, don't strangle you or smoke you to death!"

Active attack type

Character: Li Ge. Li Ge, a former soldier, has a tough style and is "ruthless" towards mosquitoes. Li Ge's first task when he enters the office every day is to fan all corners of the office with a big folding fan in order to attract mosquitoes out of the hole. Then open the bright eyes of the scouts and knock down the mosquitoes.

The classic dialogue between Li Ge and Mosquito is: "Come to a camp and kill it happily!"

Self-protection type

Character: Xiao Zhao. Xiao Zhao wanted to prevent mosquitoes, but he didn't want to give up his blood, so he wrapped himself tightly. Short-sleeved shorts are no longer worn, and leather shoes have long replaced sandals. The cuffs and neckline of the long-sleeved shirt are tied tightly, and a rubber band is tied to the pants, which is out of place and I share a room with you.

The classic dialogue between Xiao Zhao and Mosquito is: "Stay away from me, I am a seamless egg."