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Who knows the content of "Old Age is Difficult" in the 197s and 198s?
Take it home for the whole family to see, and it's full of words from teachers.
study hard, read carefully, and don't forget the teachings inside.
Be filial to the elderly and don't leave them alone.
It's hard to get old, and it's hard to get old. I advise people not to think of old people.
At first, I only thought of others getting old, but now it's in front of me;
It's so hard and difficult. Listen to me from the beginning.
It's hard to talk to people because of deafness, and it's annoying to say seven things and eight things.
The birds are blindfolded, like swimming, and their nose and tears are often wiped away.
People can't see clearly in front of them, so they often treat Li Si as Zhang San.
Young people, laugh at us, saying that I am confused and pretending to be sour.
Friends and relatives, old and young, are all annoyed, and children and grandchildren are all disgusted;
My teeth are falling out again, my mouth is salivating, and hard things are hard to chew and swallow.
I choke if I don't like it, and I get stuck in my throat for a long time.
The heart is uncomfortable, the color changes, and life and death are at stake.
Children and grandchildren don't give tea, but say that the old man is greedy orally;
A runny nose, if it is thick and rotten, often flows to the chest.
Everyone in a small handless rice bowl is tired, and it is disgusting to accompany guests before the table.
The hair is less, the head is cold, and the head is sour in the cool wind.
I often wear a hat when sleeping in cold weather, and I am afraid of pneumatic drills when I am pulled over.
Sleeping sideways, it is difficult to turn over, and the whole body is painful and miserable.
I hope I can't sleep in the dark and urinate seven or eight times a night;
I'm afraid of the night and the cold, and I'm often haunted by wind diseases.
Old people with lung deficiency often cough and spit phlegm one after another;
My sons and daughters all hate us and say that I am untidy as before.
How many years do you want to live if I am so old?
My feet are numb and my legs are sore, so it's really difficult to move, sit and lie down.
Walking on crutches is like climbing Mount Tai.
No palpitation, no memory, often taking the second day of junior high school as the third day,
It's annoying to be upset when I think of it and forget it.
Old age is bitter, and you can't finish talking about it. A benevolent gentleman looks at it carefully.
After reading it, remember to respect the old, and every word is engraved in your heart;
don't be too suspicious of the old, because life can't be a teenager forever;
Time flies. Everyone is old, and it is difficult for everyone to get old.
Everyone comes to respect the elderly and spread their good name.
Spread their good name.
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