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Humorous jokes to coax girls (jokes that make girls happy)

Girls like reading, so there are many bookshelves and books in her bedside table. However, there are no books in her bookshelf! She saw a book with the cover saying, "Every day, when you open this book, you will find that everything has changed and you are no longer alone." I don't think it's because this book has no cover! Girls like reading, so they like to put books on the shelf and turn over the books every day, so they feel that the world has changed too much. But I found that she didn't seem very interested in other books! So it's not how good I am, so I don't understand why girls have so many fantasies!

1. My girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her why she broke up with him. She said it was because she didn't care about her feelings.

Boyfriend is very angry, but very helpless. Girlfriend: "I think you should not like me!" " "girlfriend:" how do you know? I have a girlfriend who loves to play. She always goes out to eat with us and loves to talk. "Girlfriend: So, do you also want to have sex with someone without him, hehe!

She doesn't know when I hacked her, but she saw him looking at a handsome man.

I'm thinking: if I miss her again, I'll hack her. I thought about it and gave him a big kiss. I don't know what his mood was at that time. I thought he just saw me! I didn't know I gave him my kiss until he blacked him out! So go ahead! Women need a sense of security!

She has many beautiful men at school.

One day, when she went to the toilet, she just walked to the door and heard a sentence: Do you know what season it is? She thought for a long time and asked if it was spring. So she ran to the classroom and looked for it for a long time but couldn't find it. Then the teacher asked her where she found the man. She replied at the back: not found yet! Then the teacher said, Oh, how do you know? And I'm still a pupil!