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Big brother treats the anchor as an object. How can we break up when the anchor is gone?

On the internet, there have always been two things that make people feel very real. One is that when the company wants to fire you, you will be fired because your left foot stepped into the company first. The other is that your girlfriend wants to break up, so you are dumped by your girlfriend because you can drink water by yourself. But these behaviors are not too tragic. Let's talk about a really tragic buddy.

This "tragic story" is the story of an online celebrity, the anchor of an online celebrity, and the first big brother on the list. I have to say that since the short video became popular and the term network celebrity appeared, the network celebrity circle has more wonderful stories than the smaller version of the entertainment circle.

No, a "No.1" big brother brushed a bunch of gifts in his favorite "Goddess" live broadcast room and abruptly turned himself into a "No.1" big brother. After becoming the "No.1" big brother, the "welfare" he wanted really came.

The female anchor shouted directly in the live broadcast room: As long as you brush the gift and brush online, Big Brother Bang is your girlfriend.

Hearing the goddess say this, the audience in the live broadcast room were all booing, so the "big brother on the list" couldn't sit still, and quickly recharged the gift and brushed 600,000 until the gift limit was reached.

The female anchor will be her girlfriend after publicly shouting in her live broadcast room, so she won't be as "pitted" as her girlfriend, will she? After all, tens of thousands of people witnessed it. Sure enough, the big brother on the list thought it was right. Although the female anchor loves money, she will not slap herself in the face publicly. If she does, who will give her a present in the future? Isn't it not worth the loss, but the first big brother on the list didn't expect that the other party's "routine" was still behind.

After the broadcast, the female anchor called her husband through the chat tool, and then made an appointment for the offline meeting place. When Brother Bang Yi saw such a response, he was naturally elated and quickly prepared to meet the female anchor. But what Bongo didn't expect was that he didn't meet to do anything, but to wait for the "news of breaking up."

After the meeting, the female anchor said, Ah, you are so thin. I don't want to find such a thin boyfriend. Bongo's hand to hold the female anchor was also pushed away, and then the female anchor left.

I brushed 600 thousand for offline meeting and "girlfriend" identity, not including the one I used to brush for female anchors. I really couldn't figure it out, so I opened an account myself and exposed each other's behavior online. This wave of "disputes" is really eye-opening.

I have to say that this female anchor is really a "master", because in her live broadcast room, she publicly announced that she "wants to be the girlfriend of the first big brother on the list" and the other party also meets the requirements. If she doesn't go, she will stand up against each other, so I'm afraid the number of fans will plummet, and there will be no other number one brother on the list in the future. But it appeared because I didn't look at each other right, and then I "kicked" each other.

Not only do you not have to bear the stigma of "standing in line", but you can also make yourself single again and give "big brother" more opportunities to continue to make big money.

The status of female anchors is staggering. On the other hand, "the first big brother on the list" is a bit "stupid and rich".

Summary:

The online world needs to be cautious, and the rewards of live broadcast must be controlled. The anchor in "Celebrity on the Internet" is not as beautiful as the "big names on the list" thought. Almost every anchor among network celebrities has a large number of big bosses' support, and few individual anchors can attract people's attention. So if an online celebrity gets along with you as a boyfriend and girlfriend and then asks you to reward him, in most cases, he is lying to you.

The virtual world is just an emotional sustenance, a lonely haven. It's true not to be addicted. What really needs to be put into focus is real life. Isn't it better to run more, read more books and play ball games than to brush the live broadcast?