Crossword puzzle two-part allegorical joke

1) exceptionally generous-back

2) 72 hours-Crystal

3) Need half, leave half light.

4) Four parties come to cooperate and make greater contributions-equipment.

5) One in a thousand, one in a hundred-Bo

Xiehouyu:

1) Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

2) Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

3) Don't bring an umbrella in rainy days-stingy (wet)

4) Blow the horn on the mountain-the name is far away.

5) Bow up and get wet.

6) The small stove turned over-unlucky (coal)

7) Hang the thermos bottle on a flat surface-high level (bottle).

8) Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao Miao (Temple Temple)

9) Eighteen-year-old Gong E-Enjoy happiness (miss her husband)

Joke:

1) An airborne unit was conducting airborne training at night, and a paratrooper accidentally fell into the yard of an old lady who was looking at the moon. The paratrooper went over and asked, Aunt, what is this place? The old lady trembled and said, this is the earth.

2) Sir: I heard that you were brave in the battle and cut off the enemy's arm with one knife. Why don't you cut off his head? Soldier: When I saw him, he had no head.

3) As long as my family's things fall into my neighbor's house, he takes them for himself, whether it's hanging clothes or fruit on the tree. "Policeman:" This is a trivial matter. Don't interfere with official duties! ""But today my wife fell out of his yard ... "

4) Boss, is money really that important to you? I've been talking for more than three hours, not a penny less!

5) The doll asks her mother, "How to make sentences with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! Is this child B from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF didn't wear it, and there was a little GG…… ... "A hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. The hunter was wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "Fuck you! I just stripped her naked and you knocked her down! "

Late at night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was frightened and said, how dare you break into the White House! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

26. In a poor mountainous area, because of lack of money, men all use urea bags as underwear. One day, a couple got married and the man took off his pants. The bride exclaimed and fainted: I saw "net weight 25 kg" printed on the front of her underwear.

27. One day, a sparrow met a crow. Sparrow asks: What kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am a phoenix, and the sparrow said: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? The crow said, you know shovels. I am the phoenix who burns boilers.