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Talking about cooking
1. Once upon a time, it was difficult to find water in the sea, but fish-flavored shredded pork with chicken legs.
2. I like to eat when I feel unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I feel very unhappy when I gain weight.
3. Try all kinds of flavors in the world, and everything is right for your stomach.
4. I have a desire to lose weight, but I have a mouth of a foodie.
5. This is my first time cooking. Welcome everyone to my home.
6. A simple happy life, nothing more than that.
7. It turns out that my cooking is so delicious
8. That happy little thing is called cooking
9. The delicious food I posted is a pity for you Just look.
10. I used to love eating out, but now I love cooking at home.
11. The food is infinitely good, so eat early.
12. Showing off delicious food is the love for ordinary life.
13. No matter how miserable life is, I will work hard to eat.
14. The first time I cooked, looking at a table of dishes, I felt so happy.
15. Ingredients have personalities, Food Story
16. The most annoying love triangle, I love food and fat loves me.
17. Leave your weight to the delicious food of love, leave your eyes to the good scenery, leave the waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, leave the joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and leave the hug to forever. The self that will not leave.
18. Cooking for the first time and falling in love with food
19. The life of pots and pans is also very happy.
Twenty. The edge of life will eventually be boiled into the gentlest soup.
21. Love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot
22. Why do experts recommend that you eat 70% full for dinner, because the other 30% needs to be used Have a late night snack.
Twenty-three. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing a potato pancake, marshmallows on his feet, and barbecue chicken legs in his hand. You have to wait.
Twenty-four, my cooking skills beat 99% of people.
Twenty-five. Hot pot fried chicken and beer are not very expensive, but they are very good for your stomach.
26. Love can be talked about slowly, but food must be eaten while it is hot.
Twenty-seven. Food and love are the only things you can’t live up to
Twenty-eight. Three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory
Twenty-nine. Dessert is a woman of the third stomach.
30. When it comes to food, I always tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.
31. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them all.
32. Live up to the exquisiteness of delicious food in the best time.
Thirty-three, it turns out that I am also a lifestyle person
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