What are the funny jokes?

1, "Dad, I'm in love with my classmates."

"Well, what kind of person is it?"

"Lovely, blushing top student."

"Yes, it's good for others."

"Hey, dad, you are very open-minded. I have an appointment later, and I am out. "

"This is just puppy love. I am not so old-fashioned. " Dad put away the newspaper in his hand and muttered, "Love at school ... I really miss it ..."

After a while, my father suddenly came to his senses and shouted, "son, didn't you go to a boys' school?" "

Please give "Mouse" a new Chinese name (the word "Mouse" cannot be included). . .

3. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died ... The fox said: Hahahaha, I am an arc.

One day when I was shopping with my family, I bought a cactus and put it in a black bag. Then I went to a fruit shop to buy fruit. The boss thought I stole his fruit, so he quietly pinched a black bag on my back, and only heard a scream ... ouch ... what a tragedy. ...

I had dinner with a friend last night. Idiot asked me why there is Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing but there is no Xijing ... while I was still thinking, a little boy at the next table asked him: Didn't the Western classics be taken away by the Tang Priest?

6. In a factory, the director is negotiating business with a foreign businessman, and an interpreter is sitting next to him. Suddenly, the foreign businessman sneezed. Coincidentally, the translator's nose itched and he sneezed. At this time, the factory director cursed: "This needs no translation, I can understand it!" " "

7. Liu Bei took Liu Chan to Kongming's home. As soon as he entered the door, Liu Bei smiled and said, "Come and have a look before I bring my youngest son." Kongming a listen to hurriedly motioning with his hand, "it's very kind of you to bring any fruit.

8. I think the Monkey King likes durian best, because ... there are stone monkeys, and there are also stone monkeys, so I would rather choose durian than let it go ... I don't believe you,,,,,, Sometimes monkeys, sometimes monkeys, would rather stay than let go.

9, a math morning exercise, the whole class did not finish. The math teacher looked puzzled and said, I finished it with advertising time last night. Your speed is too slow. A classmate refused to accept it on the spot and shouted: The teacher saw the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV! The whole class burst into laughter.

10, earthworm worked hard for several years, and finally saved money to open a noodle restaurant, dealing in dried noodles, instant noodles, Longxu Noodles noodles, etc., and the business was still booming. On this day, the shop was full again, but the earthworm was worried in front of the exhibition board. Others asked, "Why don't you cook noodles for customers?" Earthworms cry: "Whoops, they all want to eat handmade noodles."

1 1. A host drinks expensive tea in an old man's house. The woman asked: What are the benefits of this tea? Grandpa: It's good for both men and women. Ask again: What are the benefits of Shenma? The old man said calmly: quench your thirst.

12, three melons chatted at a fork in the road, quarreled after chatting, and went their separate ways. A melon turns into a watermelon to the west, a melon to the east and a pumpkin to the south. There is no north road at the fork in the road, so there is no north melon.

13, Zhu went fishing with his father and grandfather. A Ju saw grandpa sitting there motionless, so she said to her father, "Look at your father, sitting there motionless, silly." A slap in the face from the giant dad; "Your dad is stupid!"