The funnier the joke, the better.

1. Q: What would you do if your enemy couldn't get out of the toilet because there was no paper?

Give him a roll of scotch tape.

2. A woman disguised as a man went to a team. She happened to take part in the war. . . . I came (no need to explain) and got blood all over the bed. At this time, a comrade-in-arms saw it and asked her what happened. She said nothing, but her comrades didn't believe her. She told her to take off her pants. When she saw it, she said, "All the dicks have been knocked off. She said it was nothing."

Americans, Japanese and China are trapped in a cannibal. The cannibal patriarch said, "I can let you go, but I will give each of you a topic, and each of you will take ten fruits as props for my topic." The Americans brought back ten kiwis, and the cannibal patriarch asked him to swallow them. As a result, the American only swallowed six and couldn't swallow any more. The cannibal patriarch killed him, and China witnessed it. He brought back ten grapes. Similarly, the cannibal patriarch asked him to swallow them. As a result, when he swallowed the ninth one, he laughed. The cannibal clan killed him. When they arrived in heaven, Americans asked China why they laughed, and China said, "Because I saw the Japanese come back with ten durians."

4. Q: Why is the sea blue?

A: Because there are fish in the sea, the bubbles that fish spit are blue.

Once, Brother Snake asked GG, "Are we poisonous?" GG said, "Of course." Brother snake cried and said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

6. A man fell in love with a woman and wanted to tell her. Once, a man took a woman to the seaside, drew a circle on the beach with his finger and said, "My love for you is like this circle, which never ends." The woman also drew a circle on the beach and said, "My love for you is like this circle, and it will never start."

7. Math teacher: You idiots have negative IQs. I am a hundred times better than you.

Student: ...

8. Son: Dad, how to do this problem. Dad's monthly salary 1000, asking how much it costs to work for four months.

Dad: You have to ask your mother, because dad gave her all his salary.

9. Once, Brother Fei was eating shit. Brother Fly said, "What's the smell of human excrement?" GG said, "Don't say such disgusting things while eating."

10. There are two brothers, one is Xixi and the other is Haha. Haha, it's dead. Xixi went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead."

1 1. In an army, the superior patted a soldier's chest and said, "This comrade's chest muscles are really good." This comrade was a little embarrassed and said, "Please ... report to the chief, I am a female soldier."