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Humorous sentences that tease one's own face value
I envy you for meeting me at a young age.
Life is long, what's wrong with my narcissism?
Your life is short, but I am fat for a while.
Yushu is a beautiful teenager who takes care of himself and stays up all night.
I want to be a beauty in my next life, although in this life.
Only narcissism can know that everything in the world is loveless.
There is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.
It's not that I'm not dating anyone, but that I'm afraid I'll be jealous.
In my next life, I want to be a customized man and marry a good woman like me.
My son can obviously eat by his face value, but by his talent, he follows me.
If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.
I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.
Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to starve to death by your talent, hahahahahahaha.
Hairline boys are as red as Britney Spears in Chengdu. They don't want to live by their looks and refuse to enter the entertainment circle.
Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to work. I don't know who it is, but I am.
Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to risk your life. Brother Tom is not old, an impossible task!
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