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The creator of vampires

Cain (Bible, Genesis 4: 1-16), the first vampire in history, is said to be Eve's first child Cain.

According to the Old Testament Genesis, Cain offered the produce of the field as an offering to the Lord, while his brother Abel contributed sheep and sheep fat. As a result, the Lord took a fancy to Abel's offering. Cain was very angry. One day in the field, Cain killed his brother Abel. The Lord asked him, "Where is your brother Abel?" Cain argued that he didn't know, and the Lord said, "Your brother's blood cried out to me from the ground by voice. Slowly opened his mouth and accepted your brother's blood from you. Now you will be cursed from this land. If you farm, the land will no longer serve you, and you will drift on the ground. " Then the Lord banished Cain and gave him a sign, lest anyone meet him and kill him.

LiLith, in Hebrew folklore and the Dead Sea Document, described Lilith in this way. After the completion of heaven and earth, God created Adam from clay and Lilith at the same time. God gave Adam the fruit of strength, and Adam had strength; Give Lilith the fruit of wisdom, and Lilith has wisdom. Lilith became Adam's first wife. Once, Lilith asked God, "Why, Adam is stronger than me." God replied, "Because you are a woman, women should be weak and need the protection of men." Lilith was angry at God's unfair treatment and left the Garden of Eden. In the Dead Sea documents, Lilith is described as a woman who has the consciousness of resisting the inequality between men and women. She can't stand the inequality between men and women and treats God unfairly, and she has made a rebellious behavior. After that, Lilith met Cain and became his wife. After Lilith married Cain, she gave birth to thirteen children, that is, the third generation of vampires (on the night of Lilith's marriage with Cain, Lilith told Cain to turn himself into a vampire, so Lilith belonged to the second generation of vampires

As for the second generation, there are many families: the family of bruch

Generally speaking, Brujah is the most suitable blood clan for fighting. However, the complexity of the belief concept of Brujah members is also one of the best in the blood clan. From Nazis to environmentalists can be found here.

To outsiders, Brujah is just a rabble, and it is only because of contempt for authority that they are brought together. This statement is not entirely correct, but it is not too far from the truth. There is a joke that the only reason why Brujah still stays in the secret party is that none of them can fully represent them to fill out the agreement to leave the party. In fact, Brujah's disunity is mainly due to their number of members. No other clan has so many members as Brujah to become Anarchs. It can be said that every night, Brujah members deviate from the secret party. Those Brujah members who remain in the secret party are also troublesome to the elders and the king. Still, Brujah members are considered important warriors-because no vampire is more terrible than them in face-to-face combat.

this clan is mainly divided into three factions:

Iconoclast(the TRUE anarchs): they attack everything and have no respect for any institution or authority. They obey hidden commandments, but only for the purpose of protecting themselves.

Idealist: Most of the older Brujah members and almost all the Brujah elders belong to this school. Drawing wisdom and guidance from the past history, they believe that Brujah should unite to build a new Carthage.

Individualists: the compromise between the two factions in the world, who are working together for the future of the clan. But they don't ask others to obey their orders like Idealist.

Gangrel clan Ganggro clan

Gangrel clan is probably the closest clan to the natural heart of all blood clans. These wandering loners don't like the shackles of society but prefer the comfortable life in the wild. However, how they avoid the attack of werewolves in the wild is still a mystery. Maybe they have the ability to change their appearance to deceive others. If someone says that he saw a vampire turn into a wolf or a bat, then nine times out of ten he saw Gangrel. Like Brujah, Gangrel members are usually powerful fighters. However, unlike Brujah, Gangrel's bravery in combat comes not from lawless rage but from their animal instinct. Gangrel members are eager to understand the Beast in their souls. They communicate with other animals at night. When the animality of Gangrel members is out of control, their bodies will irreversibly possess the characteristics of some animals, sometimes their eyes will become cat's eyes, their feet may become claws, and even tails may grow. Therefore, many older Gangrel members look more like some kind of animal than human beings. In some rare cases, their consciousness will also tend to be animalised.

Malkavian clan Mackaei clan

Even other disgusting guys are very afraid of Malkavian members. Their cursed blood polluted their minds. A Malkavian member will become insane soon after being embraced (provided, of course, that they have not been insane before). The symptoms of these guys' insanity can be described as various, ranging from madness to paranoia to multiple personalities. In fact, there are no symptoms that have never appeared. Malkavian is usually considered very dangerous. Because they are often dominated by sudden desires and inexplicable hallucinations, sometimes they even point their blades at other blood families. And because of their madness, they lose their fear of pain and ultimate death, so it is very difficult to subdue them. For this reason, they are also rejected by the whole blood clan society. But in fact, behind the madness, Malkavian members often have extraordinary insight, even wisdom.

Because of their ugly and distorted appearance, Nosferatu must live underground away from human society, instead of hiding in human society like other vampires. Nosferatu has become ugly day by day since it was first embraced. Other blood clans reject these guys who live in sewers or catacombs, thinking that they are boring things and don't associate with them unless it is very necessary. Because of their ugliness and stigma, they try to avoid being found when they move on the ground, which also makes them know the dark lanes and corners in the city better than any other creature. Coupled with their superb stealth and eavesdropping technology, nothing in the city can escape Nosferatu's eyes and ears. Moreover, due to the disability and contempt of * * *, the members of Nosferatu are extremely United, and there will be no fights that can be seen everywhere in other clans. Because of their unity, if you offend one of them, you will offend all the members of Nosferatu-this is a very terrible thing.

Toreador clan

Toreador clan has many aliases, including "fallen", "artist", "poser" and even "hedonist". But any generalized classification is a distortion and harm to the clan as a whole. According to their personal situation and mood at that time, Toreador members cover all kinds of situations between elegance and splendor, brilliance and stupidity, fantasy and idleness. Perhaps the only overall feature of this clan is that all members have enthusiasm with aesthetic sense. Members of Toreador are full of passion in everything they do. In their view, eternal life should be well enjoyed. Many of them were painters, musicians or poets before their death. While many other members spent centuries on ridiculous attempts at artistic creation. Toreador members like to stay in high society as much as Ventrue members. However, unlike the members of Ventrue, who leads the secret party, Toreador members don't like those boring official entertainment. They live in high society in order to be noticed and praised-and all this comes from their witty words, beautiful manners and simple but passionate lifestyle.

the tremere clan

the Simore clan

Tremere is one of the shortest known clans, which was founded in the early Dark Ages. Tremere's original members were a group of human magicians who longed for eternal life. They somehow got the ability to suck blood through alchemy, magic and the blood of an elder Tzimisce. But they soon found that their original spells were no longer so powerful. But through study and dedication, they have mastered a new form of magic -- Thaumaturgy. This kind of magic is accomplished by the power of blood. Because of the way they became vampires, they became enemies of other vampire clans. However, due to the contribution of Tremere members in resisting the "Inquisition" provoked by human beings, and their strict adherence to the Masquerade, Tremere finally got a place in the secret party. In the secret party, Tremere used their magic to prove that he was a powerful ally-and, of course, a dangerous enemy. In fact, Tremere uses their magic for the secret party not much different from the number of times he uses it for himself.

Venturue

Fanzhuo, an elegant and aristocratic Venturue, is the leader of the secret party. They maintained the foundation of the secret party and directed its members to tide over the difficulties at the most dangerous time. Even in modern times, the princes of most cities are held by members of Ventrue. In ancient times, new Ventrue members had to be selected from aristocrats, wealthy businessmen or other upper-class members. In modern times, they are selected from members of business families, community leaders or political dignitaries. No matter what they did before their death, Ventrue members were responsible for implementing and supervising the implementation of ancient commandments and deciding the direction of the secret party. If you ask a Ventrue member what their clan does, he will answer that the hidden commandments are all maintained and enforced by them. Without them, the hidden commandments will not be enforced, and if the hidden commandments are not enforced, the blood clan will cease to exist. Although they often appear in high society like Toreador members, they are not interested in showing off and chatting. Some other blood clans mistakenly think that they are arrogant and greedy, but for Ventrue members themselves, the role of leader brings more burden than honor.

magic clan:

Lasombra clan

la sombra is an elegant faller, and its members are also very satisfied with it. In them, elegance and cruelty coexist, and nobility and decadence coexist. Lasombra is also a natural leader, and they believe that they are much better than others of their kind. After the original Brujah leader betrayed the Anarchs, Lasombra began to lead the Magic Party. Almost all the regents of the Magic Party are from Lasombra. They guide (and sometimes whip) the possessed party and make it an unrelenting force. Members of Lasombra think they have the power and authority over the Embrace, murder and cruelty-many members of Lasombra will ask, if you want to be a vampire, why are you afraid of these things? In addition, most members of Lasombra belong to a certain Pack, and rely on it to improve their strength. Lasombra is different from Tzimisce. They don't despise boycotting all human beings, but they just think it's more interesting to control those guys by themselves.

Tzimisce clan

If Lasombra is the heart of the magic party, then Tzimisce is the soul of the magic party. They used to be the most powerful of all clans, but they were hit hard in the struggle against Tremere and the anarchic revolution. After the revolution, Tzimisce and Lasombra formed the Magic Party. Tzimisce can change his appearance through powers, which makes the blood clan around them always uneasy. The nickname "Devil" was given to Tzimisce by the frightened blood clan. But in fact, Tzimisce is the most scholarly of all blood clans, and most of its members have received higher education. They have a strong thirst for knowledge, and the older Tzimisce members may be one of the creatures with the highest level of knowledge in the world. Tzimisce is as proficient in magic as he is in science, but not as good as Tremere. Tzimisce has done countless terrible experiments to understand the nature of vampires, including people and other vampires.

neutral clan:

Giovanni clan Giovanni clan

Compared with other clans, Giovanni may be more derogatory than positive, and most of its clans are entrepreneurs or necromancers. Giovanni gained great power and wealth by playing with the goods and economy of ordinary people. Shortly after becoming a vampire, Giovanni's leader murdered his master and established this clan according to his own wishes.

Ravnos

Ravnos are travelers and robbers who spread all over Europe like straws in the wind. Every country has Ravnos' footprints, but their whereabouts are erratic and follow the trend. They like to be alone, preferring to keep in touch with their companions by traces and marks. The wandering Ravnos are from India and are gypsies. Roma (gypsy; Descendants of Roma). They are famous for their ability to manipulate amazing illusions. Many vampires persecute the Revono people because they often cause chaos. However, the Revono people responded with a more contemptuous attitude, which made the relationship between the two sides like fire and water.

Assamite

The Assamai people come from the Middle East.