5 minutes of jokes between two people

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the big bad wolf walking towards him. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." ". The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly. The next day, she jumped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying, "I let you wear a hat." Bunny was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not appropriate for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay?" You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece. Go meat! She found a fat one, but you said you wanted a thin one. She found a thin one, but you said you wanted a fat one. Wouldn't that be enough to beat her up? " "Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come here and find me a woman. She found a plump one, but you said you liked a slim one. She found a slim one, but you said you like plump ones. You can beat her well and forcefully." The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, his respect for the tiger once again reaching a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. . Such hatred in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again, and what a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The big bad wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said: "Then, do you want to be fat or thin?" "After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf felt his heart sink and then feel happy. Fortunately, he still had plan B. He said again: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." "Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump or slim? "The Big Bad Wolf was silent for 2 seconds, then raised his hand and gave Tutu two big-eared posts even harder. "Fuck, I told you not to wear a hat. "