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The kindergarten asked the children to tell a joke.
A national leader and prime minister flew abroad for a visit. Suddenly, the plane broke down and was about to crash. At this time, in addition to the two of them, there was a pilot and a little girl on board, but the plane was only equipped with three parachute bags. Seeing this, the pilot immediately jumped down with an umbrella bag on his back. The leader jumped down with his bag, willy-nilly. When the Prime Minister was about to jump, he found the little girl behind him. At this time, a touching scene happened on the plane. ......
Premier: Little sister, I have a parachute bag here. Here you are.
Little girl: No ..... no need.
Premier Wen: You are still young and have a bright future. Take it.
Little girl: But I already have it!
Premier Wen: Where did your umbrella bag come from?
Little girl: That uncle jumped with my schoolbag just now.
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