Mandarin story teacher washes hands

1. A few short stories about Mandarin

Once I was buying apples and there were two people selling them. I asked what kind of apple it was and one of them replied "hard ball". I said to myself I had never heard of this name. Another person came to buy apples and asked what kind of apples it was. Another person answered "Yingqiu". I suddenly realized that the person who said "hard ball" didn't speak Mandarin. I was confused. I said there were no apples. It's called "Hard Ball"

It's fun and super funny~~~

Xiao Cheng met Teacher Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng has to wash his hands, and Teacher Qian has to wash his hands too. Xiao Cheng said: "Teacher, please die first." Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng had pronounced the word wrong, so he said wash (x) as death (s). He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake by himself and say, "I won't die." Unexpectedly, Xiao Cheng still didn't realize his mistake and asked: "Why don't you die?" Teacher Qian said: "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you noticed yet? You said "wash" the wrong way to wash your hands. It's said to be "dead".

Xiao Wu is an employee of a Hong Kong company in the Beijing office. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues in Beijing to pick someone up at the airport. Xiao Wu called his colleagues on the street. As he walked, he said, "When are you going to hijack the plane? Are the three of us going to hijack it together?" A policeman heard this and asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijack the plane?" Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry. , I said it wrong. I meant pick up (ji) the plane, not rob (ji) the plane."

On a bus in Beijing, a foreigner extended a ten-yuan note to the conductor. The ticket owner said: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor ignored him; the outsider asked again: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor held down the fire and still ignored it; after repeating this, the conductor finally He was furious, stretched out a fifty-yuan note, poked it in front of the outsider's eyes, and shouted: "Have you seen it?" The outsider was shocked when he saw this, and ran away with his head in his arms, saying straightly: "Beijing's conductor Why is this so?"

Everyone was puzzled, and after asking, they found out: The foreigner wanted to buy a ticket and said: "Jianguomen, Jianguomen"!

2. The story of the teacher’s warm palm

When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, I transferred to another school because of the move. Since it was my first time to transfer, I was inevitably a little nervous. Fortunately, not long after, my life I'm generally quite adaptable to school, and I can cope with all subjects except music class.

Let’s not talk about the music class first. Let’s talk about a classmate, Chen Jun, who is also a transfer student. He is lively and very smart. Because we are all faced with the same situation of unfamiliar places, so We naturally made friends and helped each other.

The music class at that time can be said to be quite scary. Of course, it is not so much the music class that is scary, but the music teacher. To be more clear, it was the cane on her hand that turned the originally interesting elementary school music class into a terrifying one.

Singing and music theory are easy to handle as long as you work hard, but playing the flute is a big problem for me and Chen Jun, two transfer students. We have never learned the recorder before, and our level is a big step behind the others. .

At first, the teacher gave us special treatment because we were transfer students, but after a while, we were treated equally. Because the teacher's requirements are very strict, many students will be hit on the palms with canes by the teacher in every class. Because of the gap between us and other students who have studied for a year, Chen Jun and I even have more to eat. The pointer is gone.

The pointer’s whip on our hands really hurts. Coupled with the teacher’s angry mood, it’s hard not to think that the teacher really hates us. It was really painful, but Chen Jun never cried out about the pain every time, and even smiled to comfort people.

It happened during the final music exam.

There are three final music exams: music theory, singing, and flute playing. Because we share the same problem, Chen Jun practices flute, K music theory, and singing with me every day after cleaning and after school.

Thank you for your hard work. We all passed the music theory test easily and also passed the singing test. Only the most terrible flute remained. Since the transfer students had a lower number, we had an extra week to practice. Although the level was not good, the songs for the general examination were all in the textbook. After practicing hard, we were finally able to play well.

When the exam class arrived, the numbers went down one by one, and finally only the last two numbers were left, that is, Chen Jun and I.

The teacher tested me first, and I was very nervous. I usually get beaten so much that I can't stand it if I don't do it well. If I don't do it well in such an important test, the consequences will be really disastrous.

So under the teacher's watchful eye, I concentrated on playing the songs in the spot test one by one, and luckily passed the test.

It was Chen Jun’s turn. You could see that he was also very nervous, even more nervous than me. He usually received no fewer canes than me. Fortunately, everything went quite smoothly.

Suddenly he heard a "pop" sound. Just before the penultimate piece of music was about to end, Chen Jun may have been too nervous and actually played a wrong note. Although he tried to correct it, it was obvious that I panicked and couldn't reverse the decline.

"Why can others play well but you can't? I have studied for a semester and I still can't play!"

With the teacher's scolding, the cane kept beating. In his hand, he didn't complain of pain as usual, but it could be seen that this time it hurt more than usual.

"Wow~~"

He actually cried out in pain, and when he calmed down, he saw that a blood vessel on his wrist was broken somewhere, and there was a lot of blood.

"Look! This is the result of not working hard." The teacher was still tough. When Chen Jun was sent to the hospital, the teacher's attitude was still tough.

There are still two weeks before the end of the semester, but Chen Jun has never been here again because he has transferred to another school.

The music teacher is still teaching in that elementary school.

＊High school composition, the theme is something that impressed me in primary school.

When I was in the fourth grade of an elementary school, I had to transfer schools because of a move. Since it was my first time to transfer schools, I was inevitably a little nervous. Fortunately, I got used to my daily life and was able to cope with all the subjects. Except music lessons.

Let’s not talk about the music class first. Let’s talk about a classmate, Chen Jun, who is also a transfer student. He is lively and very smart. Because we are all faced with the same situation of unfamiliar places, so We naturally made friends and helped each other.

The music class at that time can be said to be quite scary. Of course, it is not so much the music class that is scary, but the music teacher. To be more clear, it was the cane on her hand that turned the originally interesting elementary school music class into a terrifying one.

Singing and music theory are easy to handle as long as you work hard, but playing the flute is a big problem for me and Chen Jun, two transfer students. We have never learned the recorder before, and our level is a big step behind the others. .

At first, the teacher gave us special treatment because we were transfer students, but after a while, we were treated equally. Because the teacher's requirements are very strict, many students will be hit on the palms with canes by the teacher in every class. Because of the gap between us and other students who have studied for a year, Chen Jun and I even have more to eat. The pointer is gone.

The pointer’s whip on our hands really hurts. Coupled with the teacher’s angry mood, it’s hard not to think that the teacher really hates us. It was really painful, but Chen Jun never cried out about the pain every time, and even smiled to comfort people.

It happened during the final music exam.

There are three final music exams: music theory, singing, and flute playing. Because we share the same problem, Chen Jun practices flute, K music theory, and singing with me every day after cleaning and after school.

Thank you for your hard work, we all passed the music theory test easily and also passed the singing test. Only the most terrible flute remained. Since the transfer students had a lower number, we had an extra week to practice. Although the level was not good, the songs for the general examination were all in the textbook. After practicing hard, we were finally able to play well.

When the exam class arrived, the numbers went down one by one, and finally only the last two numbers were left, that is, Chen Jun and I. The teacher tested me first, and I was very nervous. I usually get beaten up even if I don't do it well. If I don't do it well in such an important test, the consequences would be really disastrous.

So under the teacher's watchful eye, I concentrated on playing the songs in the spot test one by one, and luckily passed the test.

It was Chen Jun's turn. You could see that he was also very nervous, even more nervous than me. He usually received no fewer canes than me. Fortunately, everything went quite smoothly.

Suddenly he heard a "pop" sound. Just before the penultimate piece of music was about to end, Chen Jun may have been too nervous and actually played a wrong note. Although he tried to correct it, it was obvious that I panicked and couldn't reverse the decline.

"Why can others play well but you can't? I've been studying for a semester and I still can't play!"

With the teacher's scolding, the cane kept beating. In his hand, he didn't complain of pain as usual, but it could be seen that this time it hurt more than usual.

"Wow~~"

He actually cried out in pain, and when he calmed down, he saw that a blood vessel on his wrist was broken somewhere, and there was a lot of blood.

"Look! This is the result of not working hard." The teacher was still tough. When Chen Jun was sent to the hospital, the teacher's attitude was still tough.

There are still two weeks before the end of the semester, but Chen Jun has never been here again because he has transferred to another school.

The music teacher is still teaching in that elementary school.

3. Who has a story in Mandarin?

Xiao Cheng met Teacher Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng has to wash his hands, and Teacher Qian has to wash his hands too. Xiao Cheng said: "Teacher, please die first." Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng's pronunciation was wrong, so he said "wash (x)" as "die (s)". He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake by himself and say, "I won't die." ." Unexpectedly, Xiao Cheng still didn't realize his mistake, and then asked: "Why don't you die?" Teacher Qian said, "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you noticed that you said "wash" the wrong way? It's said to be "dead".

Xiao Wu is an employee of a Hong Kong company in the Beijing office. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues in Beijing to pick someone up at the airport. Xiao Wu called his colleagues on the street. As he walked, he said, "When are you going to hijack the plane? Are the three of us going to hijack it together?" A policeman heard this and asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijack the plane?" Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry. , I said it wrong. I meant to pick up (ji) the machine, not to rob (ji) the machine."

4. What are some short stories about Mandarin?

Short stories about Mandarin. Story

Xiao Cheng met Teacher Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng has to wash his hands, and Teacher Qian has to wash his hands too. Xiao Cheng said: "Teacher, please die first." Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng had pronounced the word wrong, so he said wash (x) as death (s). He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake by himself and say, "I won't die." Unexpectedly, Xiao Cheng still didn't realize his mistake and asked: "Why don't you die?" Teacher Qian said: "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you noticed yet? You said "wash" the wrong way to wash your hands. It's said to be "dead".

Xiao Wu is an employee of a Hong Kong company in the Beijing office. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues in Beijing to pick someone up at the airport. Xiao Wu called his colleagues on the street. As he walked, he said, "When are you going to hijack the plane? Are the three of us going to hijack it together?" A policeman heard this and asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijack the plane?" Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry. , I said it wrong. I meant to pick up the plane, not to rob the plane.”

On a bus in Beijing, a foreigner extended a ten-yuan note to the conductor. The ticket owner said: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor ignored him; the outsider asked again: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor held down the fire and still ignored it; after repeating this, the conductor finally He was furious, stretched out a fifty-yuan note, poked it in front of the outsider's eyes, and shouted: "Have you seen it?" The outsider was shocked when he saw this, and ran away with his head in his arms, saying straightly: "Beijing's conductor Why is this so?" Everyone was puzzled, and after asking, they found out: The foreigner wanted to buy a ticket and said: "Jianguomen, Jianguomen."

One day I was riding a bus and it was crowded. The last person to get on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but *** was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * when he closed the door. **. Just listen to the man shouting: "My butt is clamped, open the door quickly!" Although the conductor didn't know what a butt was, he saw that the man's penis was clamped and opened the door quickly. After a while, the conductor asked the man: "What is 腚? That's called ***." "***? My name is 腚." The man was confident. "You are in Beijing now, not in your hometown. Who can understand what you mean? Remember from now on: You are ***." The conductor was not to be outdone.

The man fell silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted: "We've arrived at Andingmen. Passengers getting off the train, please change out." As soon as he finished speaking, the man came up to the conductor and said: " You said it wrong, you just said "诚's", then why isn't Anding Gate called "An*** Gate?" The conductor and everyone on the bus burst into laughter.

5. A short story in Mandarin

Once I was buying apples and there were two people selling them. I asked what kind of apple it was and one of them replied "hard ball". I said to myself that I had never heard of it. After hearing this name, another apple buyer came and asked what kind of apple it was. Another person answered "Yingqiu". I suddenly realized that the person who said "hard ball" didn't speak Mandarin. I was confused. How could an apple be called "hard ball" when I said it? "

It’s so fun and super funny~~~

Xiao Cheng met Teacher Qian in the toilet. Xiao Cheng has to wash his hands, and Teacher Qian has to wash his hands too. Xiao Cheng said: "Teacher, please die first." Teacher Qian knew that Xiao Cheng had pronounced the word wrong, so he said wash (x) as death (s). He hoped that Xiao Cheng would find the mistake by himself and say, "I won't die." Unexpectedly, Xiao Cheng still didn't realize his mistake and asked: "Why don't you die?" Teacher Qian said: "I don't want to die. Xiao Cheng, why haven't you noticed yet? You said "wash" the wrong way to wash your hands. It's said to be "dead".

Xiao Wu is an employee of a Hong Kong company in the Beijing office. One day, the company sent him and two other colleagues in Beijing to pick someone up at the airport. Xiao Wu called his colleagues on the street. As he walked, he said, "When are you going to hijack the plane? Are the three of us going to hijack it together?" A policeman heard this and asked Xiao Wu, "What did you say you were going to do? Hijack the plane?" Xiao Wu said, "Oh, I'm sorry. , I said it wrong. I meant to pick up the plane, not to rob the plane.”

On a bus in Beijing, a foreigner extended a ten-yuan note to the conductor. The ticket owner said: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor ignored him; the outsider asked again: "Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?!" The conductor held down the fire and still ignored it; after repeating this, the conductor finally He was furious, stretched out a fifty-yuan note, poked it in front of the outsider's eyes, and shouted: "Have you seen it?" The outsider was shocked when he saw this, and ran away with his head in his arms, saying straightly: "Beijing's conductor Why is this so?"

Everyone was puzzled, and after asking, they found out: The foreigner wanted to buy a ticket and said: "Jianguomen, Jianguomen"!

6. A short story about hand washing

There are 27 children in my class, all about 4 years old. Like many children, they like to play with water and never let go of anything. An opportunity to play with water, such as when going to the toilet, washing hands, washing cups, etc.

As a teacher, I often reason with them: Don’t play with water when washing hands, be careful not to wet your clothes, otherwise they will get sick. But no matter how many times I tell them, even if I watch them wash their hands, there will always be children who get their clothes wet.

In order to prevent the children from getting their clothes wet when washing their hands, I have made many attempts, such as helping the children roll up their sleeves; washing their hands in a bucket; washing hands one by one, etc., but none of them received much attention Despite the good results, some children still wet their clothes, which brought many difficulties to my childcare work and also affected my relationship with my parents. I was so anxious that I couldn't do anything.

One day, I was inspired when I was teaching the children's song "Handwashing Song". Why not let the children complete the task of washing their hands in "Handwashing Song"? The "Outline" points out that kindergarten activities should use games as the basic activities, pay equal attention to care and education, and pay attention to individual differences; pay attention to children's experience and feelings, highlight their emotions and interests, and allow them to participate in activities willingly. So, I taught the children how to wash their hands, helped them understand the meaning of hand washing, and created a children's song. The children and I went to wash our hands while reciting the nursery rhyme: "Little hands clap, little hands clap, little hands stretch out, little hands stretch out; little hands clap, little hands clap, let's wash our hands, let's wash our hands; one, two, one, one 21, line up one by one; roll up your sleeves, apply soap, rub the palms of your hands, rub the back of your hands, switch to your little hand and rub it again, one, two, three, three times, my little hands are clean "In the context of the game, I gave demonstrations to the children while helping some of the younger and weaker children. After reading the children's songs, the children's hands became clean, no one got their clothes wet, and the teacher's criticism disappeared. , there were no more complaints from the children, and everyone showed happy smiles.

From this case, I feel that "people-oriented" early childhood education should respect the differences of children in learning characteristics, development levels, personality characteristics, etc., respect the objective laws of children's physical and mental development, and the teachers' The function is to "do it for children" rather than "do it for children".

In our future education and teaching work, we should proceed from reality and carry out work creatively.

7. Mandarin Stories

Stories about Dialects and Mandarin

Once upon a time there was a small island on which Chinese, German, English, and other languages ??lived. language. Suddenly one day, all the languages ????decided to leave the island and go out for a try.

Soon, various languages ??came to the land. Yeah, the outside world is so beautiful: there are tall buildings, tall trees, bright flowers, and cute little animals... As I look at it, the various languages ????are separated, but it doesn't matter. Those people were enthusiastic, and various languages ??quickly found a home. English came to the UK, French to France, Japan ushered in Japanese, and the home of German was Germany... However, when it came to China, the Chinese language was divided into two, and dialects and Mandarin appeared.

One day a few years later, Fangyan and Mandarin came together. When Fangyan saw Mandarin, he started to curse for no reason, but when Mandarin saw Fangyan, he bowed deeply and asked, "Brother Fangyan." "How have you been lately?" Seeing this, Fang Yan did not feel ashamed, but replied proudly: "I've been so busy lately. Who told me to be so popular?" "Yes." "Don't believe me, let's compete." "Okay!" Mandarin replied confidently: "How about we invite other languages ??to be the judges?" "Okay!" Fang Yan agreed readily. They found other languages ??for them to serve as judges.

When the competition started, the judges said: "You two, please introduce yourselves." Fang Yan said: "Hello everyone, my name is Fang Yan. It is a very welcoming language. When people speak, it is me—— Dialect. It’s common for everyone to say, don’t learn it, just listen to it...” “NO! NO!” said in non-standard Chinese: “I don’t agree with what you said. I can't understand most of them." "Yes!" the other languages ????said in unison. Now it was time to speak Mandarin. He walked up to the stage, straightened his collar, and then spoke eloquently: "Hello, people of all languages. My name is Mandarin. Although there are very few people who speak me now, I believe that in the near future, , I will become a household name and a language that everyone speaks. In fact, speaking Mandarin has many benefits. For example, speaking Mandarin is a sign of politeness and civility; also, if you want to curse someone when speaking Mandarin, you can't. Export, because only speaking dialects can swear, so speaking Mandarin can help people get rid of the bad habit of swearing; also, if you do not speak Mandarin, you can read some composition books, fairy tale books, etc., while reading , this not only increases your knowledge, but also learns to speak Mandarin; if you really can’t speak it, just try to speak it often. It doesn’t matter if you make a joke. Isn’t there a saying like this: Just smile, and the benefits of speaking Mandarin in ten years are countless. , let everyone speak Mandarin!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the audience. "In the first round, Mandarin won." The judges said. Then came the second round of knowledge competition, the third round of intelligence competition, and the fourth round of physical fitness competition. Mandarin won all of them. It was obvious that Mandarin won this game. Therefore, various languages ????helped promote Mandarin. Soon, dialects disappeared in China, and naturally, Mandarin became a household name and a language spoken by everyone.

One day I was riding a bus and it was crowded. The last person to get on the bus managed to squeeze his head and feet in, but *** was outside the door. As a result, the conductor accidentally caught his * when he closed the door. **. Just listen to the man shouting: "My butt is clamped, open the door quickly!" Although the conductor didn't know what a butt was, he saw that the man's penis was clamped and opened the door quickly.

After a while, the conductor asked the man: "What is 腚? That's called ***." "***? My name is 腚." The man was confident. "You are in Beijing now, not in your hometown. Who can understand what you mean? Remember in the future: "You are ***." The conductor was not to be outdone. The man fell silent. After about three stops, the bus arrived at Andingmen. The conductor shouted: "We've arrived at Andingmen. Passengers getting off the bus, please change out.

As soon as he finished speaking, the man came up to the conductor and said, "You made a mistake. Just after you said it, it's called ***, so why isn't Anding Gate called An *** Gate?" ”

The conductor and everyone on the bus burst into laughter.

A foreign tourist entered Beijing for the first time. After sighing at Beijing Station for a long time, he decided to take the most familiar and cheapest transportation bus. He took the bus to the meeting place designated by his friend, Jianguomen. After getting on the bus, he had to pay one yuan for the fare, but he couldn't find the change after spending a long time. A brand new ten yuan note said to the conductor: "Jianguomen. "Unexpectedly, the conductor glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. To put it bluntly, she just gave him a blank look and turned around to collect money from other passengers.

What a GG, you guys, Being a fool, he thought to himself: Why don't you take my money? Isn't this against the rules? So, he stepped forward and overcame all difficulties, and finally squeezed to the side of the ticket seller, shook his money, and Said "Jianguomen! "This time the voice was a little louder, which attracted the attention of the surrounding people. The ticket sales lady was too embarrassed to ignore him. She took out a brand new hundred-dollar bill from her purse with a "swish" sound. , raised his head towards our honest GG, and said loudly: "Have you seen it! ”

It turns out that our GG’s Mandarin is not very standard, and “Jianguomen” was replaced by “Have you seen it before?” No wonder the ticket sales lady was so angry that she just compared the new ten yuan. What? Who hasn’t seen this before?

8. 1-minute short story in Mandarin There is only a world of water and an ocean of clouds.

A typhoon passes by, and a lonely little bird becomes homeless and falls on a wooden board that is swept into the ocean, and slowly floats down the river. Coming, approaching, approaching! ...

Suddenly, the bird spread its wings, circled above people's heads, and landed on the boat with a "pop". Maybe it was tired? Discovered the "New World"? The sailor chased it away and caught it. The cute little bird became friends with the kind sailor.

Look, how beautiful and delicate it is. The clever little beak pecked the green feathers, and the duck-like flat feet showed the goose yellow color of spring grass. The sailors took it to the cabin, "built a bed" for it, and let it settle down on the ship. Give it a drink of fresh water from a plastic tube, and share with it the delicious fish meat brought from the motherland. As time goes by, the relationship between the bird and the sailor becomes stronger and stronger. In the early morning, when a beam of sunlight shines through the porthole, it opens the porthole. The beautiful voice sings and sings, just like the gurgling spring water. Human beings give it life, and it unstintingly devotes its artistic youth to the people who nurture it. Maybe this is the case for artists? Youth will only be given to those who respect them.

The bird cast a romantic tone on the voyage. When they returned, people couldn't put it down and reluctantly wanted to take it to a foreign land. But the bird was haggard. , give water, don’t drink! Feed meat, don’t eat! Yes, we have our own motherland, and the birds have their destination. It’s the same for humans and animals. No place is as good as home! /p>

The loving sailors decided to let it go and let it return to the cradle of the sea and its blue hometown. Before leaving, this friend of nature took many photos with the sailors to commemorate it. People's heads, shoulders, palms, arms, and the people who have fed it, blend into the blue picture...

Excerpted from Wang Wenjie's "Lovely Bird"

For more preparation materials, please pay attention to the Hainan Zhonggong Teachers website

9. Children's story "The Storm of Handwashing"

The Storm of Handwashing and Plagiarism

In the past few days, Children always say: "Teacher, there is a lot of water in the place where you wash your hands!" "Some children fell because the ground was slippery. I asked what happened? The children said they didn't know. So I decided to find out.

When I was washing my hands at noon, I stood there and secretly Looking at the ground, I saw Haohao children washing their hands and playing with water. They also used a lot of hand sanitizer, which caused a lot of bubbles to fall on the ground, so the ground was very slippery.

Then I called him over to chat: "Why do you use so much hand sanitizer when washing your hands?" "Because last time Teacher Wu praised my little hands for being the cleanest and most fragrant." "Then Why did you throw the bubbles on the floor again? ""Because I used too much hand sanitizer and couldn't wash my hands clean, so I just wanted to throw them a few more times."

That's it, luckily for me! He was not criticized on the spot. Sometimes the teacher's praise was originally well-intentioned, but because the language expression was not comprehensive enough, it would give the child wrong guidance.