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My money, the behind-the-scenes tidbits of my decision

1. Wang Lixin, director of the movie My Money is My Master, declared that if you don't laugh at the movie, please shoot me to death with a brick.

The director vowed that if you can't make you laugh when you watch this movie, if you watch it in the cinema, the director will pay you double the ticket price out of his own pocket, and if you watch it in front of the computer, you will shoot him to death with a brick.

Although it is a low-budget film, the writer and director of the film, Wang Lixin, is a particularly thoughtful person. This film is not only classic, but also full of fun. Moreover, the director sang four popular songs of her husband's wife and lover at a fork in the road, and the lyrics did not change a word, but they just expressed their voices at this moment. The director's unique handling of the relationship between lovers is a classic of this film.

2. Fire at the monopoly enterprise China Mobile!

I'm going to use this film to shoot the monopoly company China Mobile! I never liked texting, but I was forced to apply for a SMS package. If you don't apply for SMS package, you have to pay in both directions. I want to let the bosses of those mobile companies taste the feeling of being forced to charge two-way and handle the package! As a state-owned monopoly enterprise, China Mobile's profit comes not from market competition, but from the monopoly authorized by the government. China Mobile, which is owned by the whole people, should take more actions to feed back the society, such as reducing fees and paying dividends to the public. China Mobile, on the other hand, squandered huge profits on employee welfare and raised employees' wages (an ordinary employee of China Mobile earns more than 100,000 yuan a year, which is ten times that of other wage earners). SASAC can't stand it anymore, and plans to give China Mobile a pay cut!

3, the ugly star Du Xudong "I turn over a new leaf"-my first time as a non-villain actor.

Speaking of Du Xudong, perhaps few people know who he is. However, when we mention the following TV dramas, you will not be unfamiliar.

Remember Han Rongfa, the hooligan in "Big House Gate"? And Meng Qinghe, the bad drug dealer in Happy Doctor; In the movie "Speak Up" directed by Zhang Yimou, he shouted "An Hong! I miss you so much that I can't sleep ",and there are clowns that frequently appear in a set of prime-time CCTV dramas in 2006: farmers who go to the city in Urban Stranger, big mouth problems in Don't treat tofu as improper food, and stinky goo in a set of prime-time CCTV TV series Broken Jade. ...

That's right, it's the screen image that has been playing a supporting role but is memorable and frequently appears. This is Du Xudong.

"AnGong, I think you want to sleep! An Hong, I miss you so much that you can't sleep! " In the film "Let's Talk" directed by Zhang Yimou, it should be said that migrant workers are household names. Later, it was widely spread on mobile phone ringtones, and this migrant worker was played by Du Xudong. "We didn't expect such a coke when we filmed it, but later it became the mantra of many viewers!"

4, beautiful women with ugly men

A cold humorous comedy movie with beautiful women and ugly men

As long as you are talented, ugly men also have beauty love.

5, the movie "My money is my master" humorous joke:

Butcher Zhang: "Congratulations, old woman. I want to give you a promotion. Be a big wife for you. "

Butcher Zhang's wife: "What do you mean?"

Butcher Zhang: "Because I want to marry a little wife."

Butcher Zhang's wife: "Then how do you arrange for me to sleep with your little wife at night?"

Butcher Zhang: "I'll sleep with you after drinking red wine. If I drink white wine, I will sleep with my little wife. ...

Butcher Zhang's wife: "... if you don't drink red wine, do you want to save it for the guests?"

The movie "My Money Is My Master" Humorous Joke 2

Gou ignored his wife: "We are good friends, and rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests."

The dog ignored: "Who said that the grass near the rabbit's nest can't be eaten, so it should be left to other rabbits?"

Ignore the lover: "whoever eats it just doesn't eat it. Let the rabbits outside the nest eat it. It is better to let the rabbits beside the nest eat it."

Familiar faces! A good man is hard to find, so I have to rob you.

Ignore your lover: "Why did you kneel down again? You lack calcium. "

Goubuli: "Seeing you, I am not only short of calcium, I have lost my heart."

Ignore your lover: "When you get on my boat, you should make up the ticket for me. Credit card overdraft is to be paid back. "

Goubuli: "But what I overdraw is my feelings."

Ignore your lover: "alas! There are fewer and fewer stupid men who divorce when they have an affair. "

The movie "My Money is My Master" will make the media laugh.

The film "My Money is My Master" produced by Beijing Daren Yipai Culture Media Co., Ltd. recently held a media viewing in Beijing Classic Cinema. This is an inspirational comedy that makes people laugh. The story is about an ugly farmer, butcher Zhang, who is particularly keen on movies. He used the money saved from raising pigs to invest in a film and directed it himself. Because of his inexperience in filming, he caused many jokes on the set.