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A male friend has a cerebral infarction. What should he send to visit the sick?

What to give you can be based on his (her) preferences, hobbies, or lack of anything.

Send plants, flowers, paintings, cigarettes, wine, tea, jewelry, cross stitch, ceramics, shopping cards and local specialties.

What I want to say here is, what can't be sent?

Let me remind you that believers are confident. If you don't believe me, just look at it as a joke. . After all, it doesn't hurt to know more.

1, cannot send the clock. Some people say that you can't send a clock because the clock is the last homonym. Sending a clock to a person is tantamount to expecting a person to die. Besides, the watch belongs to Zhong Ke. How many corrupt officials do you think have lost their horses or even ruined their lives because they put on the brand-name watches of bribers? !

2, you can't send shoes. Shoes are evil homophones. Therefore, giving away shoes (excluding those for relatives) is tantamount to giving away evil spirits, and it is very likely that we will soon lose contact or friendship with each other.

3, can't send an umbrella is a loose homophonic, therefore, the umbrella can't be given as a gift (not including sending an umbrella in the rain). If a good friend gives an umbrella as a gift, it means that we will break up or separate in the future.

4. You can't send pears and plums. Pear and plum are homophonic. Giving these two fruits away means that there is a danger of separation in the future!

5, can not send candles candles are used to sacrifice the dead, therefore, can not be given as gifts.

6. You can't send dolls. Dolls belong to villains. If you leave it at home for a long time, it is easy to attract evil spirits and bring anxiety to your family.

7. You can't give people stones of unknown origin. Stones are also easy to attract evil spirits to attach to them. Some seem to be ornamental stones, but they may be accompanied by evil spirits, which is unlucky for friends.

The above seven points are the experience summarized by the author through years of observation and practice, and many of them have been fulfilled. So it is wise to remind everyone to be cautious.

Luck and misfortune are often revealed in advance through our casual behavior, and the outcome of anything can be inquired, depending on your careful use!

Good luck to everyone, good luck!

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