University graduation party, looking for a sitcom script, to be relaxed and funny.

People: the host, A, B (female) and C.

location: stage

time: party scene

drama

host: hello, everyone, I am the host (name) of the * * department. He is also the host of the column "Remembering the University". Today, I stand on the stage and host this program for the last time. As usual, I invited three seniors today. Now, please give a round of applause to welcome the three seniors to the stage.

(A, B and C take the stage)

A: Hello, my name is A, and I come from the department of * *. Being able to come to the graduation party and reminiscing about the university program made me excited for half a night last night, so I got up early last night and wrote a novel "My University", which is divided into four parts: the cry of freshmen, the hesitation of sophomores, the mourning of juniors and the gathering of flowers for seniors. Leaders, teachers and students, let me start with the cry of freshman. When I was a freshman-

B: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I said, Lao Jia, I see that your ink has become more and more like Tang Priest in recent years. Are you here to give a report? Do you understand what self-introduction means?

c: reasonable, reasonable.

a: heaven, earth, I've been suffering from your hag since I was a freshman! I came on stage today, and I've decided!

b: what have you decided? What's wrong? Is it backwards?

a: I've decided-bear with it! Do whatever you like.

B: That's all you can do

C: Teenage Ninja Turtles, Teenage Ninja Turtles

B: Now, as the only female guest, let me introduce myself.

a: don't mess with that useless adjective. what do you mean unique? I'm still the only male guest, and I'm also the only one. What are you doing with that useless thing?

c: that makes sense, yes, eh? Then what am I?

master: Lao Jia, correct me. I invited two male guests today. Hehe, please continue.

b: my name is B. From the department of * *. Please remember me, female No.2, * * is a flower, B. (pure)

a: oh, oh, my! (vomiting)

B: What's the matter? What happened to you?

c: nothing, nothing, god threw up.

a: you! ! !

Lord: Don't take it amiss. These three people are always like this. This is another interpretation of the profound friendship. Let's invite C to introduce himself.

c: (silent)

Lord: Lao c, Lao c, introduce yourself.

c: my name is c, haven't you finished? What else can I say?

Master: Self-introduction means more than introducing your name!

c: I thought about this sentence for a long time, and made your boy rob the lines. It's so hateful, so hateful.

a: he can't talk, so don't be like him.

B: Yes, yes, he has been in this temper since he was a freshman. He is a student of * *

Master: Hehe, well, let's get into the theme of Remembering the University-Remembering. The three seniors have experienced four years of college time, during which they may have had years of passionate collision, bitter and depressed feelings, proud and brilliant achievements and lost feelings. We recall the university column by asking three seniors to tell us these stories. Below, let's recall them from freshman year! What impressed you most when you were a freshman?

a: of course it was military training when I was a freshman. Military training, just use one word to describe, tired! I'm tired. At that time, our military training was really strict. I spared the playground for 2 laps in the morning, 2 laps in the afternoon and 2 laps in the evening. At that time, I had only one wish.

Lord: What wish?

a: sleep. get up early and climb to sleep at midnight.

master: how do I remember that it was not so strict?

b: he was punished for skipping military training at that time, but it wasn't that bad.

c: yes, really!

a: I said, why are you so dumb? Besides, is that punishment? That's called intensive training! That is the dual strengthening of body and will. Look, look, a man with perfect combination of beauty and strength, and a man with a unified contradiction between chic and coldness.

b: Buddha, bodhisattva!

a: why?

c: god vomited again.

Lord: I said don't do this. In fact, Lao Jia is really handsome. I think there must be many girls chasing Lao Jia in those days, right?

a: the host still has an eye. haha, I'm telling you, I used two words to describe it when I was a freshman.

Lord: what?

a: welcome! I'm telling you, I was in row 11, row 1, the women's volleyball team opposite. The whole row of girls have a crush on me.

b: I've seen thick-skinned, but I've never seen you so thick.

c: people can be shameless, but they can't die shameless!

a: why? What's wrong? I have proof. Moderator, I'm telling you, all the little girls in row 1 smile at me whenever and wherever they see me. Tell me, if young girls always smile at you, does it mean that these girls are a little interested in you?

b: you're the only one in quick march. who doesn't laugh at you?

c: hey, boss, where's my face? Where's my face?

A: Moderator, don't ask me. My fiery heart, which has been inflated for four years, is now MINUS one degree. The most unforgettable thing in my freshman year has changed since then. I have to be calm.

Master: Well, that's good. Let's ask B, what was the most memorable thing in your freshman year?

b: the most unforgettable thing when I was a freshman was, hehe (shy), which people were embarrassed to say.

master: what's so embarrassing about this? We recall that the purpose of universities is sharing. What's so embarrassing about this?

a: if you say it, just say that Niu Niu's pinching is not decent. What does it look like?

c: flower girl

b: she is a flower girl

a: Sun Erniang will be scared away if you see her like this. What about flower girl?

c: that makes sense, that makes sense.

Lord: I said don't interrupt. Let B say

B: Yes, yes, someone wrote me a love letter. (shy)

A: You can get love letters, too? Oh, I said this guy, did your head get squeezed from door to door or did you choke when you went to the toilet when you were a child?

b: why? This young lady is also more beautiful than a fairy in the sky, more intelligent than a mountain, better in figure than Ruby Lin, and more humorous than Song Dandan. What's wrong with receiving a love letter?

master: hey, hey, how to write the love letter?

b: it was written to me by a legendary senior.

a: hmm? Or an old cow? .

b: writing is professional, proficient and knowledgeable, and it has the characteristics of a college student, which is different from not going to college.

a: this old cow can eat tender grass!

master: senior, come on, how do you write it?

b: it's written like this, the courtship experiment report!

experimental purpose: through this love letter, I moved Miss B's heart and made her throw herself at her.

experimental principle: when I first met Miss B, I had too much hormone secretion.

experimental requirements: it will be completed within three days.

Experimental steps: Miss B received a love letter-Miss B was moved to tears-had a candlelight dinner with Miss B (no.2 canteen had a casserole)-* * * fell in love.

experimental instrument: 1 yuan RMB.

supplementary explanation of the experiment: due to my limited funds, the candlelight dinner can't be successfully completed, so please give some support from Miss B.. The experiment is over! ! !

a: killer! Absolute killer!

c: yes, absolutely!

master: did you agree later?

b: I just replied. Experimental results: failed, disqualified.

master: you are really a man of your own mind! I didn't expect there to be such an interesting thing about Sister B's freshman year. I believe that the story of Lao C must be more exciting. Next, let Lao C tell the story of his freshman year. Applause! ! !

(Aileqi)

C: I remember it was 1: 21 am on September 18th, 23

A: The distance is 9. N years have passed since the 18th Incident. B: We are deeply saddened by such a sad day!

c: in the school hospital, I was extremely nervous, and I opened this sentence that I just got in my hand,

which is related to my life and death. Ah! ! ! My university has just started, and my life has just started. How come? How did this happen?

a: a lively life passed away like this! The verdict was impressively written: experimental results, failed, disqualified! (music stops)

Lord: Did you write that love letter? Are you the legendary old cow?

c: every year, the flowers are similar, and the falling flowers are intentional and heartless!

b: people are different from year to year, and affection has been empty from hate since ancient times!

a: if the relationship is long-lasting, it is difficult for bad karma mandarin ducks to pair up!

Lord: alas! Love is difficult, it is difficult to go to the sky! Hey, I said, what is this mess?

a: in a word, when he was a freshman, he was full of vigor and vitality. She thought her beauty was better than the fairy in the sky, and she got a mental stun gun, and now she is like this.

Lord: There are many fish in the sea, Lao C. Across this meadow, there is a forest waiting for you in front.

c: I'm lost!

master: well, because of the time, let's combine the stories of sophomore and junior.

three, what unforgettable things did you have in your sophomore and junior years?

a: in this romantic period, my goal in life is clear

Lord: what?

a: upgrade! ! !

master: online games?

a: my record is 4 days and 3 nights in a row!

Lord: Dear school leaders in the audience, look at what military training has honed Senior A's perseverance. Cancel military training!

b: I want to talk about my sophomore and junior years, wow, wow. . . . . . (intoxicated)

Lord: What's the matter? B?

b: in happiness, please interrupt!

a: hey, hey, hey, what are you pretending to be pure there?

b: oh, what are you doing? Scared somebody else's little dream plop plop.

a: it's over, this woman is crazy!

b: why, I was so happy when I was a sophomore and a junior, ok? Which is like you? Be a bachelor all your life!

a: still in love? What are you humble for? I tell you, I divorced 8.9 times in my sophomore and junior years! ! ! In the game.

C, a sophomore and a junior, how did you spend it?

c: study! Study! Study again! Anyway, I'm also a Tsinghua prospect. I made a little mistake in the college entrance examination and didn't go to Tsinghua.

Lord: Really? What's the score of the college entrance examination?

c: 42, reported that Tsinghua failed the exam.

master: that's impossible.

c: in the past two years, I have obtained CET-4, CET-6, Oral English, Computer II, III, Reading Card, Library Card, Book Return Card, Medical Card, Health Card and Student Card.

a: shit, didn't you get a marriage certificate? Why don't you talk?

c: I'm sad, please interrupt!

a: that's it, another crazy one! Hey, that's right. I said host, your boy stood on the stage and asked this and that. What privacy did you ask? Aren't you a senior? Tell me, what unforgettable things have you had in these four years? Let's listen, too.

b, c: that's right.

I think what I remember most is not things, but people. It's you around me, my brothers and sisters who have lived with me for four years. Four years ago, we came together with great ambition, and today, four years later, we are about to say goodbye. I really don't want to mention such a sad topic. If time can stay, I think none of us will choose to leave.

a: yes, I remember yesterday's class meeting, which was only ten minutes long, but we held it for two hours. Because no one wants to leave first, because everyone knows that, perhaps, such a class meeting will not exist in this life.

b: Last night, my roommate told a joke about college girls. It is said that a freshman girl is like a cherry, which looks good or not. Sophomore girls are like apples, beautiful and delicious; Girls in junior year are like pineapples, which are not good-looking or delicious; Senior girls are like tomatoes. Do they think they are fruits? I laughed for a long time, but then everyone cried. Yes, we are all out of the era of fruit.

c: it's been three years since I saw the graduates off, and today I'm standing on the stage, but I saw myself off. There is no banquet that never ends, and there is no platform that never cries. I just want to have a good look at the familiar faces of my classmates and say goodbye silently.