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In Ode to Joy, Qu Xiaoyu is an eccentric rich second generation. Fan is a "Hutong Princess" who was born in poverty. What comes out of thei

Ode to Joy: Dialogue of Kong Xiao's Classic Quotations

In Ode to Joy, Qu Xiaoyu is an eccentric rich second generation. Fan is a "Hutong Princess" who was born in poverty. What comes out of thei

Ode to Joy: Dialogue of Kong Xiao's Classic Quotations

In Ode to Joy, Qu Xiaoyu is an eccentric rich second generation. Fan is a "Hutong Princess" who was born in poverty. What comes out of their mouths is basically impressive and lingering. Then let's take a look at the classic lines of Qu Xiaoyu and Fan!

Ode to Joy 2 Olivia Xiao Qukong wears the same line Ode to Joy Fan's classic line Ode to Joy 2. Is it sexual harassment that Xiao Bao is always pestered and beaten? Ode to Joy 1. I used to despise her, a fake, and I thought I was beautiful. I've always been jealous of that little girl when I'm old. I don't know anything about it, but she's doing well. Girls should be brave.

This love rat swindler dares to call the police. Real slag has reached a new level.

3. Do you understand if you want to promote it first?

Cars and houses are just eggs, and the company at home is the golden hen that makes money.

5. Qu Xiaoyu: "As soon as he appeared, I didn't have to say anything. I shouted from my hair to my toes, trying to kiss him and hug him. "

6. Gee, you don't even know that Lao Tzu is both civil and military.

7. When you are with him, it seems that your soul has been released and your whole body is shining with golden light.

8. It's yours. If you hold it in your hand, it is yours.

9. Every cell in my body is full of stress. How can I sleep?

10. I'm happy to be a bitch. Do you care?

1 1. Pay is that sisters fuck you, and you pay is that you fuck so many sisters alone, which is not good.

12. You don't know how sexy Dr. Zhao's voice is. I can totally imagine him saying "I love you" in my ear with a sexy voice. That's so cool.

13. Always compete with the same hobby, instead of * * * fools talking about shortcomings.

/kloc-Qu Xiaoyu, a 0/4.24-year-old returnee, is eccentric, free and easy, and has a keen mind. Growing up in a complex family seems cynical, but in fact it is true and kind, which makes people love and hate. This is a rose with thorns.

15. You are as happy as you are. If you want to spend money, you have to earn it yourself.

16. At my present age, I should ask for it. Only when I suffer can I be a master.

17. Let's go to Mint Bar and get caught.

18. Just too serious, too bored and hungry! In fact, you have to learn a lot of things. White knives go in and red knives go out. The simpler the better.

Is it worth making friends like Qu Xiaoyu? Unlike Andy or Guan Yu, Qu Xiaoyu's advantages and disadvantages are all too obvious. The word-of-mouth of such people is usually polarized. Some people love it and some people hate it.

Qu Xiaoyu is a rich second generation who grew wildly. There are some attractive things about her, such as hard work, cruelty and shameless. Whether pursuing career or love.

The third sister and Qu Xiaoyu next door are not lost in family background, but in the strength that must be successful. Even if the distinctive label of the rich second generation is torn off, people like Qu Xiaoyu will certainly succeed. Many girls who came from the bottom and finally called back are such clever characters as Qu Xiaoyu.

Qu Xiaoyu is also an exquisite egoist. The premise of doing anything is: useful to me, happy, angry and cool ... There is usually only "me" in this kind of person's world, and there is no other person.

In the real world, the probability of Qu Xiaoyu and Qiu Yingying becoming friends is almost zero. Qu Xiaoyu will not like Qiu Yingying, and Qiu Yingying will not accept Qu Xiaoyu. Don't say that they belong to two social classes. They are two species at all.

Playing Qin Ying is an episode in which many people turn to Xiao Qu for black powder. Isn't it cool to watch "Society You Xiaojie" tearing straight male cancer? I also thought the scene was very emotional, so I went back to watch it again.

But those who are too deeply involved in the play and have a strong sense of substitution, shouting "well played" and "please give me a dozen such girlfriends", I believe you are really just talking. With such a best friend in front of you, your friendship may not last tonight.

First of all, in view of the last white incident, I didn't want to invite Kong to dinner. Kong Qingdong insisted on bullying and connivance. This is a typical unqualified practice.

But is Qu Xiaoyu really ignorant? No, she is a child prodigy. She is the best judge of people's dishes and dishes in the whole play. She talks nonsense when she meets people. When have you ever seen her dare to do this to Andy? In one episode, Wang Baichuan took Qu Xiaoyu to meet a client who was late. Sorry to let Qu eat first. Qu was particularly considerate and said, "If guests don't come, we will move chopsticks first."

At the end of the day, Xiao Qu's dare to do this to Qiu Yingying is to eat Qiu Yingying noodles, which is unintelligent, simple and easy to bully. For Qiu Yingying, who is inferior to herself everywhere, Qu Xiaoyu has a sense of superiority that "I can make friends with you because you are lucky", and she always takes this sense of superiority to the extreme everywhere.

This is a practical joke, just like a child in a large kindergarten bullying a child in a small class. Looking at Qiu Yingying's anger, anxiety and helplessness, she found it very interesting. This kind of person is quite common in life. It's hard to say how bad it is, but it's not kind at all to treat other people's unhappiness as a joke. To put it bluntly, it is selfish and uneducated.

In life, if a friend dares to do this to you, there is only one reason, that is, you are a dispensable role in his heart, you can have fun if you keep it, and you don't care if you lose it.

Let's talk about a dramatic dinner.

The source of the matter is a joke played by Qu Xiaoyu, who teased Guan Juer. Xiao Qu really didn't mean to do it, but it was only the first time that Guan Er and Qin Ying met. Even if Qin Ying doesn't have a virgin complex, exposing other people's privacy as a joke in front of unfamiliar people is also a typical lack of quality and discretion.

Warm reminder: "driving" depends on the object. It is to adjust the atmosphere with acquaintances, and it is purely embarrassing to be unfamiliar with people.

After learning that Qin Ying was angry and left, Xiao Qu-Kong Ran went to the underground garage and beat up Qin Ying, regardless of Qiu Yingying's crying.

She had a good time, but Qiu Yingying didn't pay the bill. The sentence "Don't hit Qin Ying" exploded on the Internet again, and everyone was scolding Qiu Yingying for being unclear.

Xie seems to be a person who can't carry it. On the day of 520, she finally got angry and sent a message to Weibo, saying: It is better to tear down ten temples than ruin a marriage. I thank you for seeing the hostess go up and slap her twice.

Compared with mistress, people hate those sightseeing groups that ask you why you haven't divorced every day in the name of "for your own good". This is what Xiao Qu Kong did to Qiu Yingying.

I just want to ask, what should people bring and what should they not bring? What makes you the boss? Tell me something about yourself first. If you really want to fight Qin Ying, it's Qiu Yingying's own fight.

Can Qu Xiaoyu carry it clearly by himself? In the last film, Dr. Zhao disliked her rudeness and left Andy's house on the spot. Why bother her and beg Dr. Zhao to come back? This is a typical double standard.

You might say, Qin Ying, this is male cancer. Different in nature. Then let's change the scene. If the virgin complex is replaced by Qu Xiaoyu's big client, she will definitely curse * * * in her heart while continuing to laugh and laugh. I don't believe that she really "hits one at a time".

Therefore, Xiao Qu's reputation as a powerful leader in Qiu Yingying and his online abuse of Qiu Yingying are nothing more than a matter of course.

What Qu Xiaoyu did to Qiu Yingying was a serious illegal act. If you do the same to your friends in life, you really deserve to be hacked. Don't pretend that I'm innocent, the other party is * * *, and I'm as kind as a donkey.

If it is really for the good of friends, do it in a way acceptable to your family. If you can't do it, stand aside. People can't live without you. But at the very least, you can't make things difficult for others.

Remember one sentence: what others think is funny is a joke, and what others think is helpful is fighting.

Learn more from Andy, who is the best person to make friends. Andy's greatest advantage is that she never meddles, not because she is indifferent and doesn't care about her friends, but because she knows where the boundaries and standards of interpersonal communication are. When the other four girls need her, she can always help them at the first time. This is really warm.

The person who knows Qu Xiaoyu best is actually a singularity. The phrase "near is near, far is complaining" is simply incisive.

Is a friend like Qu Xiaoyu worth making? Evaluate your ability and confidence first. Hood, live. If you are Andy, hand it in, because she will never invade you. If you are Xiaoqiu, you'd better stay as far away from it as possible.

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