Jokes of men who don't smoke or drink.

A gentleman was waiting for the green light at the crossroads when a beggar knocked on the window and said, Give me some money.

The gentleman looked at it and said, I'll give you a cigarette.

The beggar said, I don't smoke. Give me some money.

The gentleman said, I have beer in my car. Let me give you a bottle of wine.

The beggar said, I don't drink. Give me some money.

Mr. Wang said: well, I'll take you to the mahjong room, I'll pay, you bet, and the winner is yours.

The beggar said, I don't gamble. Give me some money.

Mr. Wang said: I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy the "one-stop service", and I'll take it all.

The beggar said, I don't engage in prostitution. Give me some money.

Mr. Wang said, I'll take you back when you get on the bus, so that my girlfriend can see how good a good man who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble or go whoring can be.