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Let's judge Princess Pearl. What do you think?
"The New Pearl Return" may bring too many disappointments to the audience, far less than the old version of "Surprise Gift". The author also wants to sigh: Yaner is dancing, and it is difficult to dance the grand scene of that year! It can be said that the remake of the New Pearl did not come into being under the expectation of the audience, which is the reason for its congenital deficiency.
Let's talk about the problems of the new drama itself. Although the producer of "The New Princess Pearl" said in the publicity that the new version injected 70% of the new plot, more than 20 episodes have passed. How many viewers feel this? "After the plot started, I didn't feel surprised at all. It seems that I only feel the appearance and affectation of the new swallow, which is very embarrassing. At first, I couldn't say anything embarrassing. Finally, I suddenly realized that I thought of a word: super-level imitation-show. " For the same reason, many netizens "I hate this' second generation of Chen'-sesame rotten millet." Maybe the producer thinks that the drama will have a new story by adding one or two new characters, changing the order and arrangement of the story and changing the details of the story, but will the audience feel the story fresh when they see Xiao Yan's Bao Jiaozi making trouble and telling one or two new jokes? Seeing that "Yan Yong" meets a new obstacle in falling in love-Yu Fei, do you think the plot is innovative? The theme is unchanged, the characters are fixed, and the story background is unchanged. It is only the wishful thinking of the producers to rely on some tricks to create a refreshing feeling. If "The New Princess of Pearl" has been broadcast so far, there are still many viewers who pay attention to it. Among them, there should be many people who collect the drama-Lei Dian as entertainment. It is said that you don't have to search carefully, and you will be thunderous at first sight. The scene of "the swallow goes to the toilet" in the play made me dumbfounded. "It takes too long to swallow constipation, sweating on the face and taking it for too long." . I think many viewers who have seen this paragraph can't help but ask, "Isn't it just going to the toilet?" Shoot for so long? " After reading a passage by chance, I found that Wei Zi, before recognizing his own "Emperor Ama", "served the emperor personally in front of everyone-dressed even more carefully than your princess-carefully". Thunder array-array. It can be seen that "the new version of Zhu Huan is really quite chaotic in some aspects". The TV series Ren Lei has its own summary of Ren Lei. "When I look at the princess, I always hope that the swallow and Mammy Rong can kill her. Now I look at the princess, hoping that the Queen and Mammy Rong can kill the swallow and Mammy Rong quickly ... "Although it is a bit harsh, it reflects that Zhu Huan the New Pearl, as a Qiong Yao drama, is a complete failure in touching and emotional aspects this time, and Zhu Huan the New Pearl is also a complete failure. The actors are actually pretty, but the plot and acting skills are too bad. Although the new version of Princess Pearl has been on the air for some time, the reality and network are full of abuse, but I feel that my ability to resist lightning strikes is not very strong, so although I am also very curious about the new version of Princess Pearl, I still have to endure not to take a look.
After reading the new version of princess huanzhu, I found that when the emperor was preparing to go to court, he happened to meet the little swallow who had just returned from the palace. According to the swallow, he was able to meet the emperor in the early morning, not because he left the palace privately, but because he got up in the middle of the night to collect lotus-dew. As for the reason of collecting lotus dew, nature is to let him. Then, after some lobbying by the swallows, the emperor finally decided to let the swallows go back to Shufangzhai to boil water and make tea, and the emperor also promised to drink it immediately. Then the climax came. Wei Zi, who was supposed to be gentle and restrained, rushed out of the room with the emperor's beads in his hand, saying that the emperor had just forgotten. Because Wei Zi and Yanzi were busy with their respective errands, two gorgeous and beautiful water droplets collided in their respective busy situations. The swallow flew away with the bottle of lotus dew, and it was smashed to pieces. The lotus dew naturally became the water under the bridge. But Wei Zi paused a little, and rushed forward to give the beads to the emperor. She not only personally took your princess to bring the beads to the emperor, but also kept pulling the emperor's clothes and looking good. Because I didn't watch it from the beginning, I don't know whether Wei Zi's identity has been exposed to the world at this time. I only know that across from Wei Zi, the emperor's little wife, a perfectly justifiable person, could hardly smile on her face. According to Zhu Huan's story, as an audience from God's perspective, it is natural to know that Wei Zi approached the emperor unabashedly because he was the biological father she had been looking for, and everything she did to the emperor was out of admiration for her children. However, before Wei Zi's identity was exposed, after all, the swallow was the emperor's remains, and Wei Zi's behavior was a little seductive or seductive. No wonder even the emperor misunderstood before he knew the identity of Wei Zi. In addition, there are many Zhu Chao who served the emperor, and they can even be forgotten where Wei Zi is within reach, while Wei Zi is not afraid to serve the emperor personally in front of everyone, even more careful than your princess, which can not help but make people's minds move to other places. It can be seen that the new version of Zhu Huan is indeed quite chaotic in some aspects.
13 years ago, Princess Pearl pushed the TV drama industry in China to a climax. At that time, "Princess Pearl" hit a new high in TV ratings. At the same time, the audience also remembered the little swallow played by Zhao Wei, who was rebellious, frank, bold and eccentric. Zhao Wei is not a stunning beauty, but she is such an unattractive girl. At that time, it was she who performed the lovely, bold and rebellious swallow so vividly and profoundly. After thirteen years, when Princess Pearl is mentioned, a scene will come to mind: the clever and funny swallow with big talking eyes will still impress the audience. After the change of 13 years, Princess Huanzhu and its various characters are still loved by the audience. There is no doubt that such TV plays are classics. At the same time, when a TV series becomes a hit, there will be a steady stream of remakes. Perhaps this is the demand of today's TV drama market. No innovation, only remake, only shanzhai. The advantage of this is that the producers will not take too much risks, but will use low-cost hype and then use the remake of the play to improve the ratings. As the saying goes, if you rely on hype, you will die of addiction. Therefore, the classic Princess Zhu Huan can't get rid of the sad fact that it has been constantly remake. In recent years, "the second generation of drama" has gradually flooded the TV drama market. The so-called "drama second generation" refers to those TV dramas that lack originality. The well-known classic TV series such as Journey to the West, The Three Kingdoms, The Water Margin, A Dream of Red Mansions, Shooting Carvings, etc. have been constantly remake almost without exception. In particular, "The New Red Chamber" made the audience sit on pins and needles, thinking that they had strayed into a ghost film, thinking that Sister Lin was no longer a sister Lin who fell from the sky, but a miss Lin who ran out from heaven and earth. July 16, when a self-proclaimed brand-new lineup and brand-new content "Swallow Flying in the Princess of Pearl" came to the silver screen again. Drama-Wang is here again, deja vu. Can the return of Yan really bring a refreshing scene to the audience? However, can the audience in front of the TV still have the surprise and excitement when watching Princess Zhu Huan 13 years ago? To tell you the truth, I hate this kind of "second generation drama". However, I still want to see it. Look, it's not because I like this remake without self-innovation, but because I want to know what's new about myself. Stay in front of the TV early, waiting for the start of "New Pearl Return", no excitement, no expectation, as always calm. After the plot started, I didn't feel surprised at all. It seems that I only feel the appearance and movement of the new swallow, which is very embarrassing. I couldn't say anything embarrassing at first. Finally, it dawned on me and I thought of a word: super imitation show. Will "princess huanzhu" stage another tragic drama for the audience?
Before the performance of "The New Princess of Pearl", the leading actors declared in a high-profile way that they would never stop until the audience was shocked. I finally realized the true meaning of this sentence. Perhaps this is also the sad truth of the second generation of the drama. There is no thunder, only more thunder. Perhaps the so-called "new" in "The New Pearl Return" is the addition of the foreigner Benjamin. Besides, I really can't see where the so-called "new" highlights are. Moreover, the plot always seems to be half-beat, which seems to be more protracted than the old version of Princess Pearl. In addition, the new swallow completely imitates the Zhao Wei version of the swallow, and even the new swallow's eyes are very big, but no matter how you look at it, you feel as if you are trying to open it wide, and then open it wide to "stabilize" the smile of the Zhao Wei version of the swallow. Remember: imitation that works well in the east will never succeed. After watching the first and second episodes of Princess Pearl, I feel that if it is a surprise, it is that the little swallow looks like a monkey in the sky and looks a little brave and resourceful, instead of taking the route of the old swallow's "silly elder sister". I was also a guest with her mother Xia, which made me feel a little surprised and more nostalgic. Suddenly, the gentle, beautiful and versatile Ziwei played by Ruby Lin thirteen years ago came to mind. As for whether the new Princess Huanzhu can create high ratings like the old version of Princess Huanzhu, I think no one dares to judge. But we have to be sure that Princess Pearl has brought us a ray of "entertainment wind" in this hot summer. It's good to have entertainment these days. With entertainment, you have the capital to earn an eyeball economy, and nothing else matters.
Besides, this Wei Zi's voice doesn't sound like a confident and talented woman. A little weak. We want weakness, not cowardice. Then there is the new version of Brother Wu, which doesn't look cool. I can't tell you what a real handsome guy looks like, but I don't like the awl face of the new version of Brother Wu. Just-it's a monster. Acting facial expressions are also stiff. -Like a beautiful boy. If it weren't for the yellow robe, it was impossible to conclude that he was the role of brother. In this new version, the relationship between Brother Wu and Swallow is developing slowly, and I don't know why. As for the new version of Swallow, the image is OK to me. After all, it looks a bit like the old swallow, but the voice-the voice sounds strange, like shouting, and sometimes it seems to be holding your voice back. It feels like a late dubbing,-but the dubbing is not in place. Surprisingly, the new swallow can also say several idioms. Sister Rong: Arrogant and stupid. Personally, I can't accept such a sister Rong. It's so fake. Although a slave hates the swallow, he still has to make superficial efforts and follow suit in front of Gege, but that one is still arrogant after seeing Gege. Obviously I don't know much, which is a little different from my status. My mother is good at acting, and she is superficial, but vicious, which makes people hate it! There are four more tasks coming up, and I'm sure I'll skip what I don't watch, and I'll fast-forward if I can, that is, the four small supervisors of Shufangzhai talk silly conversations all day, which the director thinks is-humor? When the audience is a three-year-old child. Those conversations are simply not nutritious, not conducive to the development of the plot, and harmless-there. Some characters look a little awkward, such as Erkang's mother, so I won't say it. There will be several awkward characters, which are expected to appear one after another. Listen, entertainment is time-consuming.
Finally, when I was really helpless, I made a big move. I guess I was forced to. I wonder what this contrast is for. Is it to show the kindness of a generation of wise kings? Even the guards are so kind, which shows the kindness of the master. Or did the emperor of that era have to keep self-restraint because of his identity? Or because the guards saw Wei Zi's expensive image and didn't want to fight? The specific reason is unknown. In a word, I feel that the attitude of Ouchi guards towards Wei Zi is too mild, lacking the unreasonable domineering of emperors and generals.
The swallow's attitude towards his attendants should be said to be much higher from the realm. After living in Fang Shu Zhai given by Qianlong, Swallow received four eunuchs and two maids in Qianlong. From her forbidding anyone to be called a slave or a handmaiden, we can see the gap between her and those natural masters. Although the four little eunuchs were named "four great talents", the two maids were named "two great beauties". However, when the swallow couldn't think of the names of the four eunuchs, she named them stool, table, mosquito and bug. Four little eunuchs, each with his own strong points, have to thank Zhu Huan Gege's name. I can't help but feel deeply from this name of thanks. Because of ignorance, the swallow had to change what she brought from the people-the surname, and was ruthlessly deprived. She was grateful. This reminds me of some waiters in the service industry in our reality, which is also very difficult. Remember to eat in a hotel, which is very upscale. To tell the truth, we are as "miserable" as the swallow, so it is very uncomfortable to face the service of the waiter. We always feel that they are no different from ourselves, just like our sisters, and we feel embarrassed. When I accidentally spilled mineral water on me, she was extremely upset and flustered. Although I repeatedly said that the water was good, the little girl was still scared ... It was even more tragic to think about the treatment of other court attendants. If you throw water on your master, it is estimated that the wet nurse's big hands add up, one slap in the face and one slap in the face. Maybe you can get a twenty board or something. Who knows? Think terrible. In the final analysis, the fate of attendants in the past was tragic. Although the status of the waiter has improved now, it is also very humble.
After reading this story episode by episode, I felt very uneasy and sympathetic when I saw Wei Zi being lynched. Perhaps this is the director's original intention, in order to win everyone's sympathy. It's sad to see a pile of bamboo poles tied to Wei Zi. I'm a little angry. To tell you the truth, I really want to rush into the screen and stop it in time. I don't know, do you feel the same way when you see this tragic scene? Do you agree with me? Watching the blood dripping wet and listening to the piercing screams are really sympathetic and angry. When I found the whereabouts of Wei Zi, I finally felt relieved, and a little relieved. But then I really want to see what kind of performance Erkang is. How will you fly to save Wei Zi? I really don't know. I was really waiting to see. Especially when I saw that Sister Rong was still lynching, I wanted to see how Erkang behaved. Er Kang kicked the door open, but I didn't expect Er Kang to catch Sister Rong. I was disappointed when he reached out and grabbed Sister Rong, which made me deeply disappointed. I think it would be terrible if I saw my woman being tortured like this. Erkang, in particular, should have heard this scream before entering the door, but unexpectedly made Erkang angry to the extreme. This is just an understatement. I think, if it were me, I would fly there, or just walk there. Why think so much? Arrest? I definitely won't. I'll just kick her against the wall and let her live or die. In a word, I'm not satisfied with the performance of Channel 2. Let Mammy be a fox, a tiger, a tiger and a dog! In fact, what I really wrote was not the old witch, but the golden lock of the little girl. I really expressed this feeling when I watched the 26th episode today. It is not the first time that I have found this problem. I always feel that the little girl Jinsuo is more like a princess. Her temper is worse than that of real Wei Zi and more arrogant than that of fake Swallow. Those big round eyes show murderous look more than once. Today, I saw that in the process of looking for crape myrtle, I didn't expect it was not the swallow but the golden lock that chattered all day. The angry eyes are scary, and the unreasonable appearance is beyond my imagination. I thought it would be the angry swallow who angrily denounced the queen without restraint. I didn't expect this golden lock to leave a deep impression on me after I arrived at Jingyang Palace. It was really unimaginable at that time. Is this the maid's protection for the young lady? Anyway, I always think her performance is a little too much. Even the unreasonable swallow was upstaged by her. I always feel that such a little girl will suffer a big loss sooner or later. Wei Zi is sneaking around all day, and it's hard for people to protect themselves, let alone this little golden lock. I don't know how many times I was killed by the queen. How can you have a good end if you openly collide with the queen in Jingyang Palace?
Recently, the new pearl of Mango TV has returned to high ratings, and this TV is also controversial. Usually this stage is too late, and I really don't want to wait and see. I only look at it occasionally. I only know that Wei Zi, the swallow and the emperor are in it. I really don't know anything about the others. I have nothing to do at home on weekends, so I'll download it. I only watched the fourth episode, and I can't wait to talk about my feelings about the new pearl return. Swallows feel a bit like the old version, both in the way they speak and in the way they look. Although not as beautiful as Zhao Wei, it looks a bit like it at last, which makes me more acceptable. That crape myrtle doesn't feel as good as the old version. No matter from gentleness and generosity or in all aspects, there may be preconceived ideas. Her ears are so ugly. Any other role is ok! Liu Qing Liu Hong is much better than the old version. Others are also some handsome guys and beautiful women. I am handsome and beautiful, and I prefer beautiful things. Let's talk about the plot again. In addition to the flashback of the first episode, the new version is Xu Shun, and Liang's daughter-in-law changed it to birthday. Everything else is similar. However, the new version is particularly funny, that is, the role of Benjamin, a foreigner, has worked in Chinese and English for some time. He praised Swallow as a gorgeous G-IRL, but she was treated as a snot dog by Swallow, and the fight between them made me laugh to death. A woman and child, with such a big ball tied to her stomach, broke her stomach in public. It feels ugly, but the funny effect is really good. She missed the foreign devil Benjamin every time and knocked down Liu Qing every time. The last time I saw a swallow go to the toilet in the palace, it was also very funny. She ate the jujube stone used to plug her nose, and she could spit it out so far, right against Mammy Rong's forehead. Seeing these episodes, I was shocked. I will definitely watch them again when I have time. Because when I play the old version of Princess Huanzhu, I usually live on campus and can only go home once a week. At that time, Princess Pearl was popular all over the country, and we couldn't see it at school. A few times, I couldn't help watching it with my classmates at people I didn't know, or standing for a while while shopping in the school cafeteria. Watching the new Pearl again, although different actors have different plots, it still reminds me of some crazy things I did in middle school to catch up with this TV series. I want to see it this time, and I also want to make up for the regrets at that time, and then relive the past of my youth. I haven't finished watching TV yet, and I only speak for my family.
65,438+03 years ago, after a movie "Princess Pearl" was put on the screen, it immediately caused a sensation in the TV drama market in China, and at the same time made the TV drama market in China an unprecedented success. No one expected that several girls from Zhao Wei, Ruby Lin and Fan Bingbing could play a film Princess Pearl so successfully that the audience would never forget it. After a TV series successfully enters a classic, it is bound to be accompanied by a remake. Of course, we have no objection to the directors moving their classic works to stir-fry Sichuan-style pork. However, as an audience, what we need is not only to stir-fry the leftover pork, but also to add different seasonings to create a big meal with different tastes. On July 16, when a 98-episode "The New Princess of Pearl" was screened again, the audience was already cursing after several episodes were broadcast. This is an obvious thing. After all, this is a tragedy doomed by the second generation of drama. Princess Pearl was remake twice this time. For the audience, eating Sichuan pork has become numb. It's just that in this era of fried leftovers, when there is no TV series worth watching, the broadcast of "New Princess Huanzhu" is just a broadcast time, and there is nothing else. Before the performance of "The New Princess of Pearl", the leading actors declared in a high-profile way that the audience would never stop until they were killed by thunder. Maybe we can make a joke in front of this sentence, or just a means for the crew to catch people's attention. But the high and low opinions of the starring actors seem to be what they want, which is really thunder, stupid and naive. Since the broadcast, the thunder spots in the plot have emerged one after another. Eunuch said she wanted to go to work, maid-in-waiting said Gege wanted to eat, please order in the restaurant, and Gege said she wanted to eat braised pork and fried rice with eggs. I was just thinking, did these nouns appear during the Qianlong period?
After watching several episodes, I have a deep memory. I'm afraid the most shocking thing is to wear underwear with princess huanzhu children's shoes. At that time, in the palace of that era, underwear was worn outside. What concept? Is it immoral? Moral corruption? The second generation of drama should be innovative, not so unconventional. However, on the other hand, this is really a sad time, and it is understandable that the story of dog blood is staged in a sad time. The ultimate goal is only one: hype in the audience's scolding, just to make eye-catching economy. Before turning off the TV every night, I would habitually glance at all the stations one by one, and then last night I saw the new version of Princess Huanzhu, which was being broadcasted by Mango Taiwan. And just after the queen mother returned to the palace, the swallow made trouble at the welcoming ceremony, which made the queen mother fall and jump, and then played like this until the next morning (or that night? ), Wei Zi accompanied the swallow to make amends. At that time, in addition to the empress dowager, there were emperors, queens and queens, plus Jinhong and Sister Rong, all on the side of the guards. Because I felt that few people saw such a complete group of people at once, I immediately decided to stop turning off the TV and watch it for a short time. Because I don't have any hope for the plot, lines or even acting of the new version of Princess Huanzhu, yesterday I mainly watched the appearances of various characters in the new version of Princess Huanzhu. I personally think that Wei Zi is the first choice to say the most failed role in the new Zhu Huan. Not to mention that it is difficult to see her figure, which should belong to Wei Zi's gentle, refined, learned temperament and poetic connotation. Seeing that little face and awkward ears is unbearable, but the makeup artist is not willing to give her some powder, so every time I see her dark little face, I can't help sighing in my heart. This is a firewood girl. Then the swallow. Generally speaking, among the new pearl-returning actors, the one who feels most like the boss is the actor of the swallow. The problem is that this new version of Swallow is just similar. Swallow's favorite cheerful, optimistic, kind, although vulgar, but there is no lack of clever personality, the new version has never been seen at all. The only thing I can feel is the rudeness and lack of progress of the swallow. Sunny is one of my favorite characters in the new version of Princess Pearl, and the actor's beautiful performance is not bad. Sunny may not be a sinner because she is not an expected role, so even if she doesn't shine, she won't feel particularly disappointed. Finally, there are those powerful people. Liu Xuehua's acting skills are OK. The Queen Mother's clothes and manners are in line with her identity, but her face looks too kind. I don't know if she will give people an unrealistic feeling when she tortures Wei Zi in the future. For Emperor Ama, the only personal feeling is that he is too young and too weak to be domineering in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. Even if the Princess Empress is not beautiful enough, even Deng Cuiwen, who looks graceful and gorgeous and dresses quite beautifully in War and Beauty, has disappeared from the crowd, which is quite disappointing. What is even more unacceptable is the flash of the camera. Sister Rong's tall body is not like a maid, but like a bodyguard, hunched and humble, squinting at the swallow. There are few slogans such as "I am a bad person" and "I am a swallow" written on her face, but I still feel ridiculous when I see Mrs. Fang's big fat face, even though she is trying very hard to play the bad person. Therefore, personally, the biggest attraction of the new version of Zhu Huan is not the actor's acting skills, nor the plot of the story, but a specious farce, that's all.
I really complain when I see this shocking new princess of Zhu Huan. It's just nonsense. I remember that it was the time when the "four great talents" first arrived in Shufangzhai. The little table of the "four great talents" was performing his three-legged cat kung fu for the swallow, and one of them walked upside down. As a princess, the swallow tickled the little table. It was just the opposite when I watched episode 23 today. When the cheerful swallow is dancing with her fists and embroidered legs (this time, it is really the swallow flying), just like the small dining table of that year, she walks upside down. I didn't expect the same little table to tickle the swallow. I was really surprised to see it. What makes me feel even more strange is that the swallow actually got into a fight with several little eunuchs, and he felt a sense of earth-shaking happiness. Laughter is a kind of enjoyment. To tell the truth, let's think calmly. It seems that there should be more than one scene of men and women frolicking in public. And every laugh is so exaggerated, for fear that others can't hear it. As a person living in modern society, I can't help sighing when I see these scenes. What is this? These shots are really a little inappropriate for children. After all, men and women are different, so is everyone. Wouldn't that corrupt the social atmosphere? This kind of lens feels a bit too much and is not easy to accept. I feel that this phenomenon seems to have never happened around me, although it is very harmonious. Although I changed it, there is no need to touch it like that all day. I wonder if these body languages were deliberately arranged by the director or the crew. Is it just to attract the attention of the audience and cater to the tastes of those young and energetic teenagers? I wonder if such a performance will affect some concepts and love views of teenagers? Will it spoil some people? I'm really afraid of the consequences. I wish I was just worried about it. Think about it, even if I am a modern person, I can't accept the scenes of physical contact and fighting. I'm not living on my laurels. It is estimated that many elderly people will blush when they see these shots. What's more, in that feudal society, in the deep palace compound where modern people can hardly remember the red tape, it is estimated that these scenes are even more unacceptable. Even if the queen is not an evil person, she probably won't like all this. Didn't these joyful scenes feel immoral at that time? All this is reduced to the last moment, and it is estimated that no one can accept it. Of course, this also includes the old man Pu and the old lady who is about to play. Seeing the beginning of 24 episodes, it is estimated that the emperor will find it hard to accept this immorality.
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