What is the funniest joke you have heard so far?

1. I remember when I was a child, my father killed a chicken. First, he tied up the chicken, and then sharpened the knife beside it. When I feel finished, I cut it twice on the chicken's neck. I feel that the knife is still not fast, keep grinding. After repeated several times, the chicken died. My mother told me after cutting the chicken's belly that the chicken's gallbladder was scared?

After five years of marriage, my wife is not pregnant. When I got up this morning, she vomited frequently, and I looked at her doubtfully. My wife nodded to me firmly with tears in her eyes. I was ecstatic and immediately dialed my father's phone: Dad, congratulations, you are going to be a father!

Father was silent. It was a long time before his trembling voice came: Do you know everything, son? Dad, I'm sorry!

3. The host said that the leopard-print palace guard who just got home today was too enchanting to keep up with his rhythm ... Beauty is not as beautiful as you, Aotian Long.

4. Restore the truest couplets in the construction industry.

I went to the dentist yesterday and found that the woman doctor who saw me was very nice. I think: Now that girls like money, I must find opportunities to show my strength. The doctor asked: The tooth is broken, should it be pulled out? I pretended to be nervous and asked, will it affect my driving Bentley if my tooth is pulled out? Doctor: That's all right. It's just a little air leakage when bragging.

6. Look at the picture without explanation

7. I learned another skill