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Story: Sister-in-law graduated from college with an annual income of one million, but returned her old clothes to her brother and sister-in-law. My niece is very angry.
At that time, my sister-in-law was admitted to the city's key high school, and her parents-in-law were unwilling to pay. She wants her to go out to work to earn money to support her family. Sister-in-law knows that only knowledge can change fate. She knelt down and cried and begged her parents, "Dad, Mom, let me study." . I will repay you when I grow up. "
My father-in-law smacked a cigarette, squinted at my sister-in-law and said coldly, "Why do girls read so many books? What's the use? After reading so many books for you, you may not know whether it is good or bad. In return, you just said it. Do you remember what you said when you got married today? "
XiaoGuZi busy "knock" father a few times on the head, earnestly said "remember, I remember. As long as I can understand it, I will repay this kindness when I grow up to be a cow and a horse. "
My father-in-law remained unmoved and didn't lift his eyelids. "Don't kneel, you kneel here I won't promise. You can honestly go out to work and send me money back, which is a reward for your mother and me raising you for more than ten years. "
Sister-in-law cried like rain, and her heart was filled with grief and indignation. She refused to accept her fate. She borrowed money from rich relatives to study, but none of them would lend it to her. She knelt down and asked her three brothers and sisters for help. Brother and sister-in-law refused mercilessly, saying they had no money.
Only the poorest eldest brother was distressed to see his sister crying out of breath. He gritted his teeth and gave his sister the money for building a new house to pay the tuition.
I was so happy that my sister-in-law "knocked" my eldest brother several times and my scalp was broken. Sister-in-law held her eldest brother's thigh and cried, "Eldest brother, as long as I can read, I will remember your great kindness all my life, and I will definitely repay you."
My sister-in-law went to school happily. Big brother had a big fight at home. Sister-in-law knows that the money for building a new house has been taken to study for her, so the new house can't be built. She cried and made a scene. "Your parents refused to pay. You are a big brother. What's a big head? What is it to you? "
The parents-in-law also disagreed with their son's practice and said, "You are wasting money. Your sister will marry sooner or later. Married girl, splash water! She may not remember your kindness, who knows what will happen in the future. "
My sister got excellent grades, and my brother couldn't bear to drop out of school, so he broke the wings of his dream. Under great pressure, he gritted his teeth to send his sister to high school and college. His part-time income is not high, because he provides education for his sister and his family is poorer. His two younger brothers have built new houses, and the conditions are getting better and better. And his family still lives in that leaky old house. To this end, his wife asked for a divorce many times.
Eldest brother has always felt that his parents prefer boys to girls, are distressed by money, and are reluctant to invest in his sister. I didn't expect my parents' words to become predictions.
After graduating from college, eldest sister-in-law took part in the work. Because of her outstanding appearance and extraordinary conversation, she quickly attracted the pursuit of many outstanding men. She chose a suitor with excellent family background and strong personal ability as her husband.
After marriage, because of her husband's background and her unremitting efforts, her career blossomed in an all-round way and her status became higher and higher, and she earned millions of dollars a year in a few years.
Since getting married, my sister-in-law has returned to her mother's house with a serious "gift" every year to repay the kindness of her eldest brother and sister-in-law when they were in high school and college.
Sister-in-law always expresses her affection to her eldest brother and sister-in-law. "Eldest brother eldest sister-in-law condition is so bad, I read for seven years. I will remember this great kindness all my life. These gifts are specially for eldest brother and sister-in-law. Many people want to ask me for it, but I don't want to give it. My second and third brothers have never helped me. I won't give them such expensive things. "
Sister-in-law's so-called precious "gift" is a big bag of old clothes and shoes that have been eliminated at home.
Every time my sister-in-law puts that big bag of old clothes at the eldest brother's sister-in-law's house, it seems to give her great kindness and her sense of superiority explodes. "This is my parents-in-law's old clothes, which are brand goods and not cheap. Eldest brother and sister-in-law, you should choose carefully. Many of them are very good. Going out to visit relatives will have more face, and the rest will do farm work. My uncle's clothes and mine are famous brands, which are old and expensive. They are for nephews and nieces, far better than what you paid for. You are reluctant to buy such expensive and good clothes. "
Because she has been wearing her sister-in-law's old clothes, some of which don't fit, some are too old, and some are oily. Amy's niece has cried countless times. She cried and complained to her mother, "I want to buy new clothes, but I don't wear my sister-in-law's old clothes." Every time I wear my sister-in-law's old clothes to school, my classmates make fun of me. Everyone laughed at me for collecting junk and wearing old clothes that others didn't want. I hate wearing my sister-in-law's old clothes. "
Looking at her tearful daughter, Sister-in-law also felt that the child was wronged and felt very uncomfortable. She told her daughter earnestly, "My dear daughter, our family is poor, so we have to leave money for you to study." You two brothers and sisters don't live up to expectations, study hard and strive to be as promising as your sister-in-law and earn a lot of money. Buy whatever you want then, so you don't have to wear old clothes that others don't want. "
My daughter is also very sensible. Although she was badly wronged, she went to school after complaining a lot.
As soon as the daughter left, the eldest sister-in-law turned to wipe her tears. She cried and scolded her man. "You should take my advice. Where can our family be so poor? You hollowed out your family's finances by providing education for your sister. Who doesn't live in a new house in the village now? Whose children wear old clothes that others don't want? As a father, do you owe it or not? Your good sister said well, repay the kindness. Send us a big bag of old clothes every year. Still a high-spirited look, ask our family to be grateful. "
Big brother was annoyed when he heard it, and left a sentence "chew maggots!" So I hid.
Over the years, every time my sister-in-law sent old clothes to my eldest brother and sister-in-law, she never returned empty-handed. Every time I leave, I have to take a car full of local chickens and ducks from my eldest brother and sister-in-law.
Her rhetoric is "this kind of domestic egg bought outside Abby Mallard is strong, the meat is sweet, and the child's father loves it". "This native egg is nutritious and delicious." "The vegetables grown in this country are green and pollution-free, and can't be bought outside." ……。
If eldest brother and sister-in-law didn't put it on her, she would directly ask, "Brother, catch me two old hens." "Brother, give me ten Jin of tea oil." "Sister-in-law, give me one hundred eggs. Children like them. " "Sister-in-law, order for me." ……
Because of affection, eldest brother can't let go of his face and will meet his sister-in-law's requirements.
Because of the poor family, the eldest brother's family is in rags and is looked down upon everywhere. Including the little sister-in-law family. Every time the eldest brother takes a pair of children to visit relatives in her sister-in-law's house, her sister-in-law sends them away with leftovers, or just cooks one or two side dishes to deal with them. Sister-in-law and her husband's family are all high-nosed and domineering. Sister-in-law is also very negligent Sometimes when the eldest brother comes, she stays at the poker table for a long time, leaving the eldest brother and his party on the bench. Over time, my nephews and nieces refused to go to my sister-in-law's house again.
Nephews and nieces hold their breath in their hearts and secretly swear that they must let their parents wear new clothes and stop wearing old clothes that others don't want. Be sure to get ahead and don't be looked down upon. So the two brothers and sisters were particularly eager to learn, and later they were admitted to key universities.
In the first year after graduating from college, my nephew bought many brand-name clothes for his parents and sister in the four seasons. Parents are happy, but complain that their son spends money indiscriminately. My niece was very happy when she put on the new clothes bought by her brother, but she laughed and cried. When my niece cried, the whole family cried with joy.
My little sister-in-law still gives "gifts" every year. Although my eldest brother and sister-in-law say no, I will still fill a car with my eldest brother's local products when I leave.
After marriage, the little sister-in-law gave a gift to the eldest brother and sister-in-law every year, which lasted for more than ten years until the nephew married his niece. This gift was interrupted by my niece. My niece got angry on the spot and scolded her sister-in-law.
4 nephews and nieces have been in love for several years and naturally get married and have children.
As usual, my sister-in-law brought a big bag of "gifts" to thank her brother and sister-in-law. She not only brought clothes for her eldest brother's family of four, but also brought old clothes for her niece and grandnephew.
She excitedly presented her nephew's old clothes as treasures and took them out one by one for her niece and everyone to play with. "These clothes are expensive and others want me to send them." My nephew will choose my nephew's clothes to wear in the future. How can you be willing to buy such a good one? "
For the first time, my niece heard her sister-in-law give her old clothes that her daughter had eliminated, and said, "No, I have clothes to wear." I'm already angry. In this day and age, how can someone give someone a gift with old clothes? Obviously, it is to look at people's dishes-look down on people. Seeing my sister-in-law holding a pile of old and deformed children's clothes covered with oil stains for her son, my niece was polite on the surface and was very unhappy. She flatly refused "no! My son has clothes to wear, so take them back and give them to others. "
It is "sorry" and "polite" for my little sister-in-law to be a niece. She was afraid that others would not know the value of her "gift" and kept repeating how expensive these clothes were. No matter how many people want it, she won't give it to her, leaving it to her eldest brother and sister-in-law's family to "repay her kindness", as if her eldest brother and sister-in-law's family had gained great benefits from her.
Sister-in-law talks big, and niece looks extremely ugly.
After dinner, my sister-in-law still asked my eldest brother and sister-in-law this and that. Big brother stuffed her with a car one by one as he said.
When my sister-in-law and her husband got on the bus and got ready to drive, my niece stopped the car and asked with a smile, "Sister-in-law, did you forget to say something to your uncle?"
Sister-in-law doesn't understand "what is it?"
"I took so many local products from my parents-in-law and gave money back."
When my uncle heard that he wanted to give money, his face was a little worried and he said with a smile, "I want to give money."
Hearing this, the sister-in-law "rubbed" red in the face, and she grabbed her neck and said, "You niece, no big or little, are very ungrateful. You just got married and want to be your own master. It's amazing and I'm not afraid of what others say. The clothes I bring back every year are free. I kindly brought them back to you, which was time-consuming and laborious. What do I want? Your parents-in-law didn't speak. What qualifications do you have as a newly married wife? It's your turn to make a decision. "
My niece was short of breath and laughed. "Who said I was qualified? Since I am married to this family, everything in this family has something to do with me. My parents-in-law are old, and farming is very hard. It's not like the wind blew away their things. What do you say? "
Uncle is not that cheeky. He has to pay for putting on airs.
The niece reached forward and said, "Ten catties of tea oil, the market price is 1,000 yuan, two chickens and a duck are more than 200 yuan, and 300 eggs are 450 yuan. All kinds of vegetables and local products planted by my mother-in-law are related. I will give you a discount of 2000. "
My uncle took out two thousand dollars, but my father-in-law refused to pick it up anyway, waving his hand again and again. "We are all family and have no money."
Eldest sister-in-law also quickly stopped her husband who wanted to pay.
My niece's face turned black. "Give money, not a penny less."
Embarrassed, my uncle broke my sister-in-law's hand and gave the money.
My niece picked it up.
Sister-in-law's face is as black as the bottom of a pot.
The niece also took out a big bag of old clothes carried by her sister-in-law and threw it to her. "Don't bring your junk to our house in the future. Our family doesn't collect junk. "
Sister-in-law became angry from embarrassment and her face was purple with anger. She asked loudly, "how did I make it so shabby?" All my clothes are famous brands. I spent a lot of money on them. How many people in your countryside are willing to wear it? How many people can afford it? If it weren't for my eldest brother and sister-in-law, I wouldn't give it to you. Don't be ungrateful, there are many people who want it. "
My niece heard her sister-in-law scold her as an "ungrateful thing." In a rage, he blew it up on the spot, hit his sister-in-law, and bombed it without mercy.
"Who is unappreciative? Without my parents-in-law, you are just a junior high school student. Your parents-in-law provided you with seven years' education and hollowed out your family. After all these years, when have you ever helped eldest brother and sister-in-law? Your annual salary is 1 million, and your niece and nephew have no money to study. Have you ever donated a penny? Did you buy a decent new dress for your brother? You keep saying that you don't forget the kindness of your parents-in-law, and you keep saying that you are grateful. Is this how you repay your kindness with a bag of garbage every year? I have never seen you so shameless! Parents-in-law are kind and simple, care about blood and affection, and you treat them as fools. Every year, I bring a bag of garbage to help people. If I want to eat or take it, I will post it to you every time. What a shameless person The world is invincible! Being your brother and sister-in-law is really bad for eight generations! An ungrateful, ungrateful, selfish and cheap miser like you, burn more incense and pray to the Bodhisattva to bless you all your life. Otherwise, when you are defeated, there will be no relatives or friends around you. You will live worse than a dog. "
My niece's words were sharp and straightforward, and she scolded her sister-in-law to death. The attack was incisive and thorough.
Sister-in-law trembled with anger, pointed to her niece "you-"and even said a few words of "you", so angry that she couldn't even say a complete sentence. She angrily rebuked the "rebellion" and shouted angrily to her eldest brother: "Eldest brother, don't you care if you have a daughter-in-law who doesn't know the rules, is disobedient and unfilial? Let her bully you? "
Eldest brother has been disgusted with his sister for a long time and has accumulated resentment in his heart. Now his daughter-in-law has poked her sister's chilling true face, and every word has poked him where it hurts, but it suddenly wakes him up. In recent years, my son and daughter also said that he was burdened with heat when shaving. Hot face against cold ass. This feeling is meaningless if it goes on like this. Now at this stage, he simply gave up, bowed his head and smoked silently, and his face was full of anger.
Sister-in-law has a high status. When has she ever been so insulted? Scold my sister-in-law so shamelessly that my husband couldn't wait to run away. Not far away, some villagers watched the excitement and didn't think it was too big. He was ashamed and swept the floor politely! The couple were livid and ran away with their tails between their legs. Since then, my sister-in-law has never been on the door of my brother and sister-in-law. And her other brothers, because she hates them for not helping themselves, have long since died of old age. The theme of this story is provided by fans, and everyone is welcome to contribute. )
Conclusion: A person's life is bumpy and will experience various twists and turns. When encountering difficulties and setbacks, it will be great luck to have someone lend a helping hand when you can't cross the river or cross the river.
Some people get help, remember the "benefactor" in their hearts, feel grateful, and will do their best to repay the benefactor. We call this kind of person "gratitude", which is also something we like to see and associate with.
There is another kind of person who, after you helped him, was ungrateful, turned against others and forgot all about his own good. This is an ungrateful man.
As the saying goes, "A leopard cannot change his spots." Ungrateful people basically have several characteristics: bad conduct, no gratitude, pushing your luck, mercenary, duplicity and narrow-mindedness.
We don't have to be good at reading, but we must know how to read people. Be close to a gentleman, far from a villain, and be careful in making friends! Ungrateful people are the most annoying and chilling. Such people have no conscience, which is more terrible than wolves, tigers and leopards. We must stay away from ungrateful people.
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