Funny one line joke

1. We are not afraid of rich and handsome people, but we are afraid of rich and handsome people with brains.

2. Failure is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence.

3. I am not as perfect or strong as you think. Money and beautiful women are enough to conquer me!

4. The most affectionate eyes in this life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

5. I still remember that when I was a child, I was discovered by my teacher while playing with my mobile phone in class. I didn’t ask for my mobile phone back until the holidays. When I turned on my mobile phone, I found that all the games I played had been cleared!

6. If you are so mature and sensible, no one will love you.

7. When some girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: don’t wear makeup! If it works, Bodhisattva may not be able to find you if he wants to protect you!

8. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. As handsome as I am, how can I be shameless?

9. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

10. Don’t just leave the problem to time to prove it. Time is too lazy to deal with your mess.

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At the age of six, he could break a boulder from his chest.

At the age of eight, he was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. Some people asked me, some people asked me, what did you do when you were seven years old?

I was injured for a year when I was seven years old!

12. My parents told me not to fall in love prematurely, as if someone really liked me.

13. Don’t keep staring at other people’s pot lids in your marriage. You think it contains delicacies from the world, but you have forgotten the fact that the bottom of every pot is black.

14. Other people’s faces are

70% predestined,

30% depends on grooming, but your face is 10% predestined,

Nine points depend on filters.

15. Now "good night" means, don't fool around with me, I will continue to play with my mobile phone now.

16. Some things can be changed without hard work.

Five

No matter how beautiful the design of the ten yuan RMB is, it cannot be compared to the one hundred yuan RMB. Likeable.

Seventeen. You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God getting angry.

Eighteen. The wolf is coming! The child said it three times and no one believed it. The teacher is here! I said it countless times but took it seriously every time, and finally found an animal that was more terrifying than the wolf.

19. If a man is single for too long, everyone will look like Diao Chan; if a woman is single for too long, everyone will be a scumbag.

Two

Ten. Although I can't make much money, I can save. For example, I saw a Ferrari today, but I didn't buy it. I saved many, many thousands at once.

21. Do you think boys will like you as long as you are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, pretty girls will stick to you? Do you think you can find a good job if you are a top student? Let me tell you. These are all true!

Twenty-two. When I want to sleep every night, I always want to stay awake involuntarily. I am not waiting for anything, and I don’t know what I am enduring.

Twenty-three. Please cherish your life in school, because after you go to work, your monthly salary will not have as much money as your college living expenses after excluding necessary expenses.

24. A very popular passage on the Internet recently: If I disappear, who will look for me all over the world? I just want to say something: Who else will be black and white?

Twenty-five. Every day I am in a state of having a lot of heart but not enough sleep, having a lot of heart but not having enough IQ, having a lot of heart but not enough balance.