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Take someone else's road, what makes it impossible?
There is such a line in the sketch of Little Shenyang in the Spring Festival Evening: Take the road of others and let others have no choice. Looks like a fake imitation show. In fact, if the imitation between artists really forces imitators to have no choice (it seems that intellectual property rights are not involved), it is also a good thing. Use an old saying: Who told you not to innovate and not to develop! But then again, in real life, those who take other people's roads and leave others with no way out will make people feel chilling. Recently, the first thing happened in Hangzhou, which left others with no way to go. A buddy drove a Mitsubishi sports car and killed Tan Zhuo who was walking a zebra crossing at a speed of 80- 1 10 km/h (appraisal result).
The second thing is Luo Caixia, a girl from Hunan. After the college entrance examination in 2004, another girl from Wang Xing began to go her own way. So Luo Caixia found himself suddenly cornered on the road of life. For example, she can't get a teacher's qualification certificate or a bank credit card. I think if she continues, she won't get a marriage certificate and medical pension insurance ... so Luo Caixia is very angry. She wants to find out who made her desperate. I am poor, I am not beautiful, but I want my dignity! What a girl who would rather die than surrender!
The third thing may be different from the topic, but it also leaves others no choice. It happened in Badong County, Hubei Province. Three people's government officials asked a girl named Deng Yujiao to go their way, that is, to be a prostitute, people had to be prostitutes, leaving others with no choice. In fact, Deng Yujiao has three ways to go: First, obey the leadership of officials, follow their path and be a qualified prostitute. The other is to draw a sword and commit suicide. Because after the accident, our organization must first prove the innocence of the leader. If the leader is innocent, Deng Yujiao will hardly be innocent. Third, Deng Yujiao chose her own path, which is called larger foe. I don't know whether this third road is good or bad, and I don't know whether this road has a way out, but I firmly believe that Deng Yujiao chose this road at least to prove his innocence!
Judging from the above three stories, anyone who takes someone else's road and leaves others with no choice, or lets others take their own road and forces others to have no choice, is either rich or powerful, but I just don't know if it has ever occurred to me. In fact, when a person is cornered, there are only three choices: surrender, surrender to death, and larger foe. Therefore, the most basic thing in a harmonious society is to let everyone have their own way!
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