Ask for some longer jokes, few people have seen them, and they can talk for 2~3 minutes.

One day, the white rabbit went out happily.

Met a wolf.

The wolf grabbed the white rabbit and slapped it twice: I told you not to wear a hat!

The next day, the little white rabbit went out with a hat.

Meet the wolf again

Pat the rabbit again: I told you to wear a hat!

So the little white rabbit was very wronged and went to complain to the tiger. The tiger promised to help it.

The tiger found the wolf: Brother, I agree that you bully the white rabbit, but you have to change your reasons.

For example, you can ask him to bring you meat. He brought you fat. You say you want to be thin, and he brings you fat.

You can also ask him to find you a female rabbit. If she finds a slim one, you can say that she wants to be plump. Find a plump one and a slim one.

The wolf thinks it makes sense.

These were heard by the little white rabbit outside the window. .

The next day, the little white rabbit went out and met the wolf again.

The wolf said, go and find me a piece of meat.

The little white rabbit said, do you want to be thin or fat?

The wolf stared blankly for a moment, thinking, fortunately, I have another trick to deal with you.

Then he said, go and find me a female rabbit.

The little white rabbit said, do you want to be slim or plump?

The wolf was in a hurry, grabbed the white rabbit, smacked and slapped.

I told you not to wear a hat!

A scientific research team happened to find an isolated paradise in the mountains, and a female reporter of the newspaper heard about it and went to interview it.

The female reporter met the most respected old man in Taoyuan. He is the parent here. In the interview with him, the female reporter deeply felt the people in Taoyuan.

Although life is simple and there is no competition, she is very happy, so she asked, "Can you tell me what makes you feel happiest in this life?"

When the patriarch heard this, he stopped drinking water, and his thoughts seemed to fly away. After a long time, he said slowly, "One winter, when I was young, I belonged to the Liu family at the head of the village.

The new wife got lost, and the men in the village went into the mountains to find her with torches, and I was among them. Finally, I found a new wife in the cave, and suddenly it rained.

It stopped all night. That night, all the able-bodied men who participated in the search stripped off their newlyweds and took turns to do it. . . "

Say, the patriarch pursed his lips, as if still immersed in a good time.

Hearing this, the female reporter blushed and asked, "Besides, is there anything that makes you feel happier?"

"Yes!" Hearing this, the patriarch's eyes brightened and he said excitedly, "One winter, a sheep of Lao Zhang's family at the head of the village got lost. The whole village went into the mountains with torches to look for them, and I was among them. Finally, I found the lost sheep in a cave. As a result, it suddenly began to rain.

Stopped for one night, and that night, all the able-bodied men who participated in the search took turns herding sheep. . . "

At some point, the patriarch closed his eyes and head, still relishing the happiness that that wonderful night brought him.

Hearing this, the female reporter suddenly felt ashamed and embarrassed, so she changed the topic, "What is the saddest thing for you for so many years?"

The female reporter's words were like a sap, waking the patriarch from a dream. His face suddenly changed, he was short of breath and his face began to distort. For a long time, a tear came out from the wrinkled tree eyes.

For a long time, I choked up and said, "One winter, I got lost. . . "

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