March 8 women's day ridicule

The punch line of Women's Day is as follows:

1, today is your holiday, wife, I will make breakfast for you in the morning, and we will be romantic together in the evening!

2, Women's Day, how busy I am. I want to have a rest today. My husband should carry it well, sweep the floor, wash clothes, buy food, cook and take care of the children. Please forward this message to each other for half the sky.

Today is March 8th International Women's Day and International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day! Today is up to us men.

4. I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful; I am responsible for sweet talk, and you are responsible for beautiful dressing; I am responsible for running around, and you are responsible for pleasing the eyes; I am responsible for sending blessings, and you are responsible for Happy Women's Day!

I want to move back a server for my wife today. In addition to installing an operating system loyal to your wife, you have to install a lot of software for your wife! Happy Women's Day!

6. Today is Women's Day. I have decided that no matter how long it takes, how vast the project is, how complicated the operation is and how much it costs, I will send you a short message to extend my holiday greetings. Happy holidays!

7. Female compatriots, let's get rid of our troubles, go out and enjoy ourselves! We are the most powerful force in the world, and only through us can people develop their full potential.

8. Those who accept my blessing will never be fired; Readers will have a successful career; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy March 8th!

9. May all the handsome guys in the world sweat for you, may all the rich people in the world line up to send you flowers, and may all the men in the universe want to talk to you. Your charm is really great. I wish you a happy Women's Day after receiving the message!

10. On the occasion of Women's Day on March 8, on behalf of the bachelors all over the country, I would like to extend my holiday condolences to all the male compatriots who fought in the front line of "tracheitis" and "rake ears": Comrades, hold on!