35 funny quotations in one sentence: There is a kind of wild animal that looks like human beings.

1, the real dinosaur, turned off the lights are glowing.

2. Don't think you are a gourd doll.

There is an animal that looks like a human.

Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.

5, can't catch the tail of youth, can only smell the P of youth.

6. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

7. What age is it? There is no sense of hooliganism at all.

8. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

If I say one more word to you, I'll feel like a John.

10, I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

1 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

12, summon up courage to bow your head and raise your head confidently.

13, your passionate thighs are blocking all my roads!

14, falling in love is too tired. Might as well have a reunion and break up a couple.

15, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

16, all beings are hungry. I think it hurts in the eyes but in the eggs.

17, a gentleman holds a grudge for ten years without reporting it.

18, the only thing I can put down at this age is chopsticks.

19, four evils in the new era: Toyota chassis, developer property, stock market, ex-boyfriend's hard drive.

20, there is a "gang" at home, better than a wealthy businessman.

2 1. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!

22, my brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

23. I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever they go.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

26. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

27. Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

28. It's all boiled water. Don't pretend to be Youlemei.

29. Now many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.

30. Come on, let me give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

3 1, I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

32, my principle is that people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

33. The bombarded head will also sort out lightning strikes.

34. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

35, it is said that the corner meets love, TMD, I was not careful, I didn't reach the corner, and I was hit by a car when I turned the corner!