Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - My uncle smiled and said to me, "It seems that my memory is better than yours!" "

My uncle smiled and said to me, "It seems that my memory is better than yours!" "

Uncle smiled and said to him, "It seems that my memory is better than yours!" " "

On a sunny morning, the monkey and the orangutan made an appointment to go out to play together. When they came to an orchard together, the monkey had a whim: let's grow fruit! So the monkey told the orangutan what he thought. After listening to this, the orangutan thought it was a good idea. Knowing that he and the monkey were good friends, he went to buy seeds with the monkey. One of them bought peach kernels and the other bought banana seeds. The wind gently stroked their faces, as if they thought their ideas were good. They rented an orchard together and planted peaches and bananas. How happy I am!

Unconsciously, autumn has arrived. The orchard is full of fruits. Red and yellow, radiant! The sun poured down softly and the fruit was coated with a gorgeous golden yellow. The tree suddenly turned into a crystal lake, and every leaf jumped with rosy light and became sparkling. Obviously, this beautiful picture is a masterpiece of sunshine and trees. Isn't Crystal Lake crushed by it (the sun)? Isn't that mottled tree shadow scattered here? All this seems to celebrate the harvest of monkeys and orangutans.

A few days later, the monkey came to pick peaches. "Hey? Isn't it? " Why are there only a few peaches left in this full tree? "The monkey felt very strange and said to himself. But where is this peach? Only the orangutan and I have the key to this orchard, and it was stolen happily. Yes, the orangutan must have stolen it. So the monkey locked the door of the orchard, and then angrily ran to the orangutan's house to comment: "orangutan, did you steal my peach?" "I stole your peach, this is no joke! How could I possibly steal your peaches? Do you remember wrong? " "You must have stolen it!" "I didn't steal it! "... so they fight, you won't let me, I won't let you, as if they were two enemies. The sunshine is not so bright, the wind holds its breath, the birds stop singing, and the flowers take back their smiling faces.

Soon, the banana planted by the orangutan disappeared, and it doubted the monkey's head without hesitation. So I went to the monkey's house and judged, "Monkey, you must have stolen my banana, right?"

"Not me!" The monkey said, jump high and high.

"Don't admit it, you obviously stole it!" The orangutan growled.

"I didn't steal it!" Cried the monkey.

"It must be you! You must have come to get back at me because you are afraid that I will steal your peaches again, aren't you? " The orangutan said. His hands were pinched together, his eyes were wide open, his teeth were twisted, his eyebrows were twisted into a big knot, and his face was red with anger. That's terrible!

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The sun is hiding in the dark clouds, the wind is roaring, and the rain is like a waterfall in front of me. Layer after layer of dense fog is unusually large and fierce. At that moment, a rainstorm fell from the sky like water in a basin. Birds fly to their nests in sorrow, and flowers return in sorrow.

All this was seen by the mouse hiding in the hole. It felt very guilty about what it had done, so it came out and admitted its mistake. At this time, the monkey and the orangutan realized that they had wronged each other and said "I'm sorry" at the same time. The past is all a laugh. Only then did they understand that it is very important for friends to trust each other.

The next day, they became good friends again The sun is still shining; The breeze is as gentle as before; Flowers are smiling as before, and birds are singing beautiful songs. Everything is as beautiful as before.

Trust! Trust! Everyone needs the trust of others, and the degree of trust is the score of your personality from the heart. But where does trust come from? Trust and distrust come from trivial things, such as: your friend asked you to buy him a pen, and you promised to buy it tomorrow, but if you didn't give it to him for several days, he will definitely lose trust in you, and he will definitely find another friend next time. Trust is like this, and it can't be exchanged with money, power and so on. Nothing but trust is the purest.

I once read a story about a college student being wronged in a magazine.

The college students in the story are the life committee members of the class. Soon after school started, she received a class meeting fee from her classmates, 300 yuan. Just when she wanted to give the money to the director for safekeeping, she found that the money had been lost. She was very scared. When she told the truth to Ban Ren, who expected that Ban Ren suspected her of embezzling public funds, she didn't believe her explanation and even made it public. The girl can't redress her grievances. She wants to cry without tears. On impulse, she wrote a suicide note and put it in the dormitory. In the evening, she ran to the sixth floor and jumped down. In this way, because the teacher in the story didn't trust the girl, this fragile female college student committed suicide.

Another story, a child who loves to steal things since childhood. One day, a pen at his deskmate was stolen by others. There is no doubt that his deskmate thinks it is him. He said he didn't steal it, but his classmates didn't believe him. Some students told the teacher about it. The teacher called the child to his side, looked at him and said, "I believe you didn't steal the pen from your deskmate." The child thought that the teacher would distrust him like other students, but he heard the sentence of trusting him. He cried and decided to get rid of the bad habit of stealing. After a while, all the students knew that he didn't steal the pen from his deskmate. Many years later, the child who used to steal things achieved a brilliant career because of the teacher's trust.

Trust! Is a noble thing, no one can buy it with money, and no one can win it with temptation or force. It comes from the depths of a person's soul and is a clear spring that lives in the soul. It can save and nourish the soul and make it full of purity and self-confidence.