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The nine characteristics of cleanliness are not strange, but different.

Compulsive articles, the nine characteristics of cleanliness addiction, are not strange, but different.

1, the characteristics of "cleanliness":

"Feature Expression 1"

In his eyes, the dormitory is a source of pollution except his bed. He won't touch our things, and we can't touch his bed. If you touch him, you should scrub it with a cloth for about tens of minutes.

"feature expression II"

Every night, he takes a bath for nearly forty minutes at a time, from head to toe, eyes and ears. When taking a bath, he tries not to touch the bathroom walls and doors and windows.

"Feature Expression III"

When someone washes their hands in the dormitory, he is far away from us and will calculate the splashing distance of water droplets for fear of splashing on him. If there are mosquitoes or moths in the dormitory in summer, he will avoid contact, because they are also indirect sources of infection.

"Characteristic Expression 4"

You hardly go to the bathroom in the dormitory except when you take a shower. Go to the library or classroom to go to the toilet, because people there clean up every day and the environment is good.

"Characteristic Expression 5"

Coins in your pocket fall to the ground, or pens or something. Pick them up and wash them with water. Of course, they are occasionally discarded for our use.

"Characteristic Expression 6"

I dare not wash clothes in the pool washed by dormitory people, never hang clothes on the balcony of dormitory, and never share washing powder with us.

"Special Expression 7"

If someone's heel touches his pants, he will find a chance to wash it, otherwise he won't touch the part below the knee.

"Characteristic Expression 8"

Spare two towels, one to wipe the body and the other to wipe things, and a bar of soap a week.

"Characteristic Expression Nine"

After taking a shower, he will feel anxious if someone talks to him.

2. Please understand "cleanliness"

I want to say that cleanliness and cleanliness are not the same thing. I remember when he told the dormitory people that I was a neat freak, so please forgive me for causing inconvenience to everyone in the future.

He is considerate: he knows that he will cause inconvenience to others, but he is considerate of others in other things. He is not afraid of trouble: express delivery, fetching water and carrying luggage will help.

He is also very loyal: he borrows his roommate's living expenses and helps his roommate catch up with the girl he likes.

He likes studying: soaking in the library. If you encounter something unfamiliar, you can recharge it afterwards.

He listened: many times in the dormitory, he said that he had delayed the bath time of others, and he would apologize to us and then change it slowly.

If you have such people around you, please understand them well. He doesn't want this, and they are very tired when they are alive. Don't laugh at these people, they also have their own unspeakable sufferings. Who doesn't want to live a clean life? If you can, try to get used to these people, and you will find that they are really cute.

The biggest problem is not our original problem, but that we dare not expose it but cover it up. In my eyes, he is a free man with cleanliness. I hope he can live freely all his life.