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How does a man react when he is pinched hard?

Will cause the following damage:

1, testicular contusion

Cause and effect: when the testis is damaged, swelling and congestion will occur locally. Due to the loose scrotal skin and abundant testicular blood reflux, it is easy to cause hematoma and infection after injury. Violent exercise or sexual behavior and violence sometimes cause the levator testis to contract strongly, which makes the testis "worse". After trauma, if the blood vessels supplying testicular nutrition are seriously damaged, they will atrophy and necrosis, causing impotence or sexual dysfunction.

Your examination: If you feel severe pain after testicular trauma, you should shine a flashlight on your scrotum in a dark room. If the light can't pass through the scrotum, there is a hematoma.

Doctor's treatment: generally, you must sit down or lie down first to check whether there is ulceration or external bleeding. If the testicles on both sides are symmetrical without dislocation, they can be supported by broadband to reduce shaking and relieve pain; If you don't have broadband, you can tear up the old clothes and fix them. If there is swelling, you can use cold compress to help control internal bleeding and prevent recurrence. Even at the first moment, you may think: you will not die. But that kind of heart-wrenching pain will break out in a few minutes, making you really realize that there is something wrong.

2, testicular rupture

Cause and effect: If the following words are really hit by misfortune ... The testis is located in the scrotum and outside the body surface, which is the most vulnerable part for men. Closed injuries are common, such as kicking, scratching, squeezing and riding; Open injuries, such as stab wounds and gunshot wounds, rarely occur in peacetime except in wartime.

Your check: You instinctively curl up and pray that testicular pain will disappear as soon as possible. In severe cases, syncope, scrotal hematoma, unclear testicular outline, accompanied by sweating, nausea and dizziness.

Doctor's treatment: through ultrasonic examination and touch, the doctor can completely determine whether the testis has ruptured. Cold compress first. During debridement, the doctor will try his best to preserve testicular tissue. Once the spermatic artery is ruptured or the testis is severely ruptured, it is necessary to remove the testis, place drainage in the scrotum, and use antibiotics to prevent reinfection.

Prevention of recidivism: Strengthen protection from the waist down.

3. Sudden death

There is no need to treat this situation, because people are already dead!