What jokes are funny enough to kill people?

I pointed to steamed dumplings. "Aunt, let's have two barbecues." "all right." Aunt in the canteen quickly put two spring rolls for me and brushed me a dollar. I think we are all people with worries. 2. A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! ! 3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? When buying instant noodles

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

The glass and coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Here comes the bus! As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why? Coffee cups have ears!

6. I hate two kinds of people most:

First, there is racial discrimination; The second is black; Third, I can't count!

When my daughter came back from kindergarten, I asked her what she had for lunch in the garden. She replied that leek steamed stuffed bun. I asked leek meat or leek eggs. She thought for a moment, and then said quietly, "Only the leek itself."

8. Recently, the high temperature has continued. The reporter interviewed a citizen, a black man in Lu Yu, and asked, "Can you tell me whether it is hot in Shanghai or in Africa?" The black man replied, "I repeat, I am not African." I got a tan in Shanghai! "