Women's day jokes about women's day jokes

1. Thank God, thank the earth, thank the women compatriots for their hard work, thank the wind, thank the rain, thank the women for raising their children, thank the respected women for forwarding this message, and have a happy Women's Day.

2, beautiful girl's day, I wish you a whoosh of fat, big figure, long salary, long time, more smiles and beautiful face. Don't worry, all beings are fascinated! Happy holidays!

I know you are busy, and I know you work hard, but you must know that your task today is very important, because today is Women's Day, and you promised to cook for me.

4, sting poison, the phone rings, greetings come, blessings are sent. Short messages convey heartfelt wishes, and tenderness sends happiness. Soft voice, convey the heart of missing. On special days, text messages are even more important. March 8 th is happy and relaxed-all day.

5. When Women's Day arrives, reward yourself appropriately. Clothes should not be the most expensive, but you should look good. Cosmetics should suit you. It is best to travel not too far. Finally, I wish you a happy holiday and never worry.

6. Women's Day is coming, it is your husband's task to give you a back rub, it is your leader's job to give you a raise, it is your sister's privilege to listen to your whispers, and it is my pursuit to bless you. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

7. Because of you, the world is complete; Because of you, the family has become warm; Because of you, marriage has become happy. You are indispensable. Today is Women's Day, and I just want to say thank you.

8. It's good to be a woman: thin is slim, fat is plump, dressing up is natural, not dressing up is simple, diligence is virtuous, and laziness is to improve social status. No, someone sent a blessing message _ Happy Women's Day!

9. Women's Day is coming. Please remember: wife is jade, wife is treasure, always be kind to her; Wife is the heart, wife is the liver, and often engage in a little romance; Wife is heaven, wife is earth, remember to pay RMB!

10, I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful; I am responsible for sweet talk, and you are responsible for beautiful dressing; I am responsible for running around, and you are responsible for pleasing the eyes; I am responsible for sending blessings, and you are responsible for Happy Women's Day!