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Jokes about David

Please read the following report carefully. The real subject of this article is not me, but him.

This speech mainly tells the story of a boy;

His love is true, but he is not.

This is an ellipsis, the prototype is;

His love is real, but he is not.

The following is the story, and finally the translation;

David is 1 1 years old.

He weighs 60 pounds.

He is 4 feet 6 inches tall.

He has brown hair.

His love is real.

But he's not.

The story of the film takes place in an era when robot manufacturing has been very developed. Robots made by people have been integrated into this society. A scientist wanted to make a robot with real human feelings, so David was born. Monica, a human being, became David's mother. However, at that time, many people had great disgust and fear of robots. They are afraid that robots will surpass humans and become the masters of the world. They arrested the robot and destroyed it on the playground. Let people get fun from it and feel superior. David's human mother finally abandoned him in the forest, but David was more than just a robot. His love is real. David was finally caught on the playground, where he met the dancer Joe. They escaped destruction and embarked on the road of turning robots into real people. And there is only one person who can do all this, and she is the "blue fairy" ......

David is not a real person, but he is more real than a real person. When he was abandoned in the forest by his mother Monica, he shouted, "No, don't mom! Don't abandon me, I will be obedient in the future ... I won't pull your hair again ... No, mom ... "Finally, I was pushed to the ground by the human mother. Hopeless, he can only silently watch his mother's car getting farther and farther away from himself, but he has to face the world alone.

When David was caught on the playground and was about to be executed by human beings, he shouted again, "Don't burn me!"! Don't burn me! I'm not Pi Nuo Cheeo! Don't let me die! I'm David! I'm David! I'm David! ..... "I'm David! David just shouted, he didn't call me a person, a real person, he just shouted over and over again, I am David. In his mind, he is David, a boy of 1 1 years old who needs the love of his mother Monica.

Fortunately, David escaped bad luck and passed Dr. Know-it-all. He knows that only the "blue fairy" in the world can turn him into a real person and make him regain his mother's love. Perseverance, he finally found the "blue fairy" at the bottom of the sea. What makes people worry is that the so-called "blue fairy" is just a sculpture buried in the playground deep under the sea. David didn't know he was in the hut, looking at the blue fairy, and kept mumbling, "Blue fairy, please turn me into a real boy." The iron gate of the amusement park pushed David's submarine to the bottom of the sea, but David didn't care. His belief is that only the blue fairy can turn him into a real child, and her mother will fall in love with him again, just as he said when he quarreled with the dancer Joe. Because there's never been anyone like me, ever! Aaron loves Martin because he is real. When I am real, my mother will read to me, touch me in my bed, sing to me, listen to what I say, she will hold me and tell me 100 times a day that David loves me!

Year after year, when David and his teddy bear slept in the submarine, the Blue Fairy still smiled at them. Forever and ever! After 2000 years, human beings have already died. Aliens found David under the ice and gave him the energy to revive. The first thing he did after he recovered was "Blue Fairy". When he walked slowly into the "Blue Fairy" and touched her with his hand, something heartbreaking happened. The "Blue Fairy" instantly cracked into cement and collapsed. I don't think David's heart is broken, but ours, and our dreams are completely shattered. A feeling of wanting to cry makes my nose sour.

As the doctor who made David said, only human beings will believe those illusory things, and only human beings will pursue them for their own beliefs.

Once, like David, I believed that there was a "blue fairy" in the world. I hope David can find her and turn him into a real boy. ......

At the end of the movie: aliens can revive Monica who has been dead for more than two thousand years through a strand of hair, but only for one day. At night, she will die forever and will never be resurrected from just visiting. David agreed, and he spent the happiest day of his life with his favorite mother. Stay with his mother and never wake up. He thinks this day is his eternity.

Translation:

My love is true, but I really don't belong to this world;

I can't say that my love is true, but I'm not human.

Because according to the custom in China, people always say that I don't belong to this world. For example, when translating someone's uniqueness, it is often said that he does not belong to this world.

Translator: Chotes