Ask for a few jokes, not yellow ones. Urgent need!

Once, a very bad eunuch stopped Ji Xiaolan and asked him to tell a joke. Ji Xiaolan said, "Once upon a time, there was a man." Then there was a long silence, and the eunuch couldn't help asking, "What's next?" Ji Xiaolan replied: "There is nothing down there!"

Early in the morning, I drove my colleague's motorcycle to the company. When waiting for the red light, I stopped next to a BMW driven by a beautiful woman. Colleagues said confidently, "It must be a mistress!" "It may be a little loud, and the beauty heard it and looked a little unhappy. When the green light was on, we threw the duck and ran away. The BMW woman chased up with a foot of oil, put down the window and shouted at us: "Have you ever seen Xiaosan go to work so early? Fuck! "

An elderly couple recalled the past together, full of nostalgia, and decided to date by the river as they did when they were young. That day, my father picked flowers and went to the river to wait. The old lady never came. It was getting dark, so he had to go home. When he got home, he saw his wife lying in bed in a sheepskin coat. Dad roared, "How dare you stand me up?" The old lady buried her face in the pillow and said shyly, "My mother won't let me go."

During the break, a petite MM in the class is cleaning the blackboard. Because he is not tall, he can't wipe a large area on tiptoe. The way she worked hard greatly aroused my desire for protection! Without saying anything, I went up to her and said kindly, "I'll help you." She was very moved and said, "Thank you." Then I put my arm around her waist and picked her up.

A family of three sat in front of the TV watching Animal World, and there was a picture of wolves tearing at their prey. The daughter said, "Dad, I'm afraid." Dad said, "My daughter is not afraid. She has a mother. " My mother wondered: if there is a wolf coming, isn't my father more powerful than my mother to drive it away? Dad went on to say, "Your mother is fat, and one person is enough for the wolf to eat. Then dad will run away with his daughter in his arms ... "

Guest: Please give me a bowl of hot noodles. Waiter: A bowl of hot noodles. Customer: Change the bowl of cold noodles. Waiter: A bowl of cold noodles. The guest left after eating cold noodles. The waiter asked him to pay. Customer: How much is it? Attendant: I didn't pay for the cold noodles. Customer: Didn't you change the cold noodles into hot ones? Attendant: You didn't pay for the hot noodles either? Guest: I didn't eat hot soup noodles!

My son went to the hospital where I work during the holiday. When eating, nurse Xiaoli deliberately teased her son: "I'll be your girlfriend, do you want it?" Seeing that his son didn't answer, Dr. Yuan next to him kept asking, "Don't you want a girlfriend?" The son raised his head, glanced at Dr. Yuan, and replied loudly in a disdainful tone: "I have it in kindergarten."