Joke host

When I was repairing the computer, I vomited into the main box. As a result, the computer popped up a prompt: New hardware was found …

China Prize for Literature

There are three people in the office, two men and one woman. The older male is 45 years old, the younger male is 2 1 year old and the female is 30 years old.

There is no competition between the three people, so they have a harmonious relationship and get along well.

One day, this woman was promoted and moved out of this office. At the celebration dinner, after the big man toasted, he asked the woman, "Why did you abandon your husband and children?" "Abandoning one's husband and children" caused the whole table to burst into laughter.

Another day, the little boy also got a raise. At the celebration party, the husband of the lady who left first asked the big boy sourly, "I heard that Mr. Wang made a very amazing speech at the last party." What is there to say this time? "

The big man was stunned and said, "What is there to say? I have struggled for half my life, and now my wife is separated! "

Biological harmony award

There used to be a classic place name in Chongqing called Renhe, which means' favorable weather, favorable location and harmonious people'.

There's a unit over there with invincible signs.

"Human and lean pig farms"