How to use funny words to describe fart?

1, it was white on Sunday morning, and the old men who picked up junk lined up. At the command of the captain, he rushed to the garbage dump, with broken shoes and hats flying all over the sky. The captain farted and jumped out of two miles, where the king was watching a play. I am very dissatisfied when asked this fart. I invited scientists to study the source of this fart. The name of this fart is ABCD, ABCD chocolate.

2. Sunday morning is white, and the old people who pick up junk line up. When the police gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump and shoes and socks flew all over the sky. Men braid their hair, women shave their heads, men and women play football, and men fart, which stinks to Italy. The king of Italy was watching a play and smelled this fart. He is very dissatisfied. Invite scientists to study this fart. The name of this fart is FM big fart.

The boss flies the plane and the second throws the bomb. Fortunately, the third one ran fast and killed the fourth bastard. Old five sells tofu, old six and old seven old come to see Laojiu, and old ten all fuck off.

4. The river is rushing. My sister and I pick cotton, my sister picks a large handful, my sister picks a small one, my sister picks a big red flower and my sister picks a doll. Dolls go to school, learn culture and draw pictures. Tu Tu Library can't manage it. There was a big fire, a motorcycle and a little old man.

5. The river is running, XX and I steal watermelons, I steal two or three, he goes to prison, I go home, I do my homework at home, he writes inspection in prison, I eat steamed bread at home, he gets punched in prison, I eat melon seeds at home, and he gets shot in prison. My melon seeds are gone, and his life is over!