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The 74 stories in the legend of Mi Yue introduced this story.

The Legend of Mi Yue Episode 74: A Brief Introduction to the Story

This general turned out to be a general under the king of Yiqu. Although he is reckless, he has repeatedly made meritorious military service. King Yiqu heard that he had an argument with someone in the market and killed someone, but the Qin people took him away. He couldn't help feeling angry and came to Ying Ji angrily. At this time, however, Ying Ji was resting in a small pot and practicing archery with Yuan Yuan. But I saw an arrow fly out and hit the target, but it hit the edge of the red heart. When I put down my bow, I looked a little unhappy.

Ying Ji smiled and walked behind me, raised his hand and pointed to the outside, "Mei elder brother, you just let go too fast. Tighten the rope a little. Don't stretch your hand too tightly. Just relax。 Ok, shoot! " After listening to his instructions, I hit the red heart with one arrow, just a little bit right in the middle. I smiled happily and said to Ying Ji, "Thank you, brother." Ying Ji couldn't help laughing, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Practice hard." Seeing this, Shi Lei also ran to Ying Ji with a bow and shouted, "Brother, brother, teach me, too."

Ying Ji picked up his bow, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, wiped it carefully, and then gave it back to Mao. He taught, "Bows and arrows, weapons and saddles are our best partners on the battlefield. We should take good care of them and not damage them casually. They can save our lives on the battlefield, you know? " I nodded innocently and replied, "Yes, brother, I know." "You should say thank you for your teaching," said the teacher. I nodded obediently: "Yes, thank you for your teaching."

King Yiqu came in angrily, saw this scene, suppressed his anger and stood aside. Ying Ji knew the inside story. After seeing it, he also smiled and said, "Qu Jun, do you want to shoot arrows together?" King Yiqu is full of stomach. It is not easy to get angry in front of these two little sons. He just sneered: "Good!" He took the bow and arrow handed by Ying Ji, pulled it out and threw it on the ground, saying, "It's too light. Get a big bow. "

When I saw him, I ran to pick up the bow. I seriously said to King Itraconazole, "Eh, my brother said that bows and arrows, weapons and saddles are our best partners on the battlefield. We should take good care of them and don't damage them casually. They can save our lives on the battlefield ... "I was smart enough to see that King Yiqu's face had already changed. Mother has prepared a good cake. If you don't go, I'll eat it up ... "

Ying Ji couldn't help laughing, but seeing that he was coaxed into leaving quickly, he glanced at King Yiqu and smiled: "Does King Yiqu want to see me?" King Yiqu didn't answer, but only received a big bow. Ten arrows shot into the heart in succession. He threw the bow and arrow at the minister and sneered, "Only the bow and the horse have the final say in the world. What does the king think? " Ying Ji smiled with a negative hand: "Although the bow and horse are good, they can only advance and retreat under the command of our flag, and they can achieve great things."

The muscles on King Yiqu's face twitched, and he suppressed his anger: "What's the use of a flag without a bow and a horse?" Didn't you once have a Zhou Wang? Will you listen to the orders under his banner? " Ying Ji smiled and shook his head at Yiqu Wang: "It seems that Yiqu thinks that a bow and a horse are enough?" King Yiqu ignored his posturing. He felt that this argument was meaningless and immediately said, "I have a man named Hu Wei who accidentally injured someone in the market and was taken away by Ting Wei. I sent someone to pick him up, but Ting Wei refused to let him go, saying it was your order. "

Ying Ji nods: "Good. Within the state of Qin, everyone must abide by the laws of Qin, including those around me. " King Yiqu sneered, "This is not the first time. In the past, you could pick people up at the camp as long as you paid the ransom. Why not let people go this time? It seems that you are deliberately embarrassing me. " Light way: "I just act according to Qin law, killing people. If it's just ordinary trouble, just pay the ransom. But your men openly kill people in the market, and I can only make an example of them. "

King yiqu said angrily, "even if you kill someone, so what?" How can a humble peddler let me die? " Ying Ji said coldly, "No matter how humble people are, they belong to the State of Qin. As the king of Qin, I will make a decision for them. " A king song: "It seems that you will not let people go?"

Ying Ji said, "Yes, even if you touch your mother, you can't change the Qin law." Yi Qu, the king of Chu, smiled angrily. "Little Wolf, just long hair, to show its claws? It is still early. Because of your mother, I put up with you again and again. It seems that I gave you the wrong signal. " Ying Ji simply stopped being polite: "Widows tolerate you only for the sake of their mothers. But you have to understand that this is Daqin, not Yiqu, and I have the final say here. Hu Weiwei broke the Qin law, and he was dead. I have made a decree to let Tingwei's house discuss the crime and put it to death. "

King Yiqu was furious: "Ha, you have the final say. Who do you think you are? I want you to be the king of Qin, and you can be the king of Qin. If I don't agree, you can't be the king of Qin. " Ying Ji was angry, too: "I am the blood yin who won the surname, and I inherited my ancestral business. How do I need your permission to be the king of Qin? What a joke. " King Yiqu said angrily, "Are you so rude to your father?"

Hearing this, Ying Ji suddenly went into a rage: "How presumptuous! My father was the first King Huiwen. How dare you, a savage, pretend to be your father? " King Yiqu sneered and simply said, "Your mother and I worshipped immortals, sacrificed ancestors, got married and had children. We used to be a family ... after all these years, I really want to treat you as a member of our family. Our family adopted other people's children on the grassland. It's a pity that I haven't known you for so many years, and you still treat me like an outsider. Well, since you want to be an outsider, I won't force you. If you want to get out of our home, build your own camp! "

Ying Ji knew that if he turned against King Yiqu, he would not be able to talk well. However, when he heard this, he was also heartbroken. Pointing to King Yiqu, he said in a trembling voice, "What are you talking about? Your home, your wife ... you, you arrogant savage, shameless. It' s nonsense, nonsense! " King Yiqu sneered calmly: "Are you talking nonsense?"