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2. Introduce the teacher's appearance. It should be "teacher's face" and occasionally written as "teacher's paw face". Our Chinese teacher is going crazy.

My classmate XXX

2. Introduce the teacher's appearance. It should be "teacher's face" and occasionally written as "teacher's paw face". Our Chinese teacher is going crazy.

My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together.

The sports meeting 100m finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs.

The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

6. "I was in the classroom because of illness ..." "My brother shaved his head newly, just like the little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple ..."

7. The Great Wall is very long. It's fucking long.

8. Colorful flags float on the playground. Men and women throw darts. One dart for you and one dart for me. Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky!

9. When I was in primary school, I used to write about good deeds. So people always write down money. So, in order to exaggerate their achievements, someone wrote in the park and found that 1 100 million yuan was 10 yuan, which was as thick as a document (level 4). The teacher read it out on the spot, and the students estimated that it was extremely cold.

10. The old lady took out four 500 yuan RMB.

1 1. "I have a classmate who is neither tall nor short, 1.76 meters above, 1.78 meters below ..." My junior high school classmate's work. ...

12. Classic sentence, everyone has written: Today the weather is really good, Wan Li is clear, and there are white clouds floating in the sky. ...

13. The primary school teacher wrote a semi-propositional composition: "My xxx". As a result, my classmate's composition topic is "My Comrade Qiu".

14. When I was young, I kept a diary, and the teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. At that time, a team leader came to check the number of words. A man in my group wrote: "My mother asked me to go out to buy food today. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, "It's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap ..." The number of team leaders was short by four words, so everyone.

15. My teacher is a little fat, with a big head, big eyes, a big nose and even a big mouth. ..... This teacher is very friendly to people. He wears a pair of color-changing glasses, like a giant panda. ...

16. "A red sun reflects the morning sun ... As pupils in the new era, we know that Beijing is close to the capital ..."

17. Do you remember the tadpole looking for his mother in primary school? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write a composition about * * * ... A classmate wrote this: My mother has a white belly and bulging eyes ...

18. I once peeked at a girl's composition. The coldest thing is that if I become a nurse in the future, I will treat patients like a lover.

19. A sister's nephew made a sentence with "brand-new", "a brand-new vegetable was born" ... (thanks to Zhao Benshan).

20. I came to the TV and turned it on!

2 1. This classmate wrote: "Guoqiang (one of my classmates) is sitting on a stool with a butt as big as a pumpkin in the field, and a large piece of underwear is exposed under his clothes." The teacher read it out in class and said that the classmate described it vividly. After class, this classmate was beaten by him. ...

22. When I was in the third grade, I was replaced by another teacher. We were asked to write about a corner of my home. So I wrote: My corner is beautiful, round and bright, and it is a toilet.

23. On an opaque night, the tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

24. Diary-Day 1: Today, I went to my mother's office and had a good time.

The next day: I went to my mother's office yesterday and had a good time.

Day 3: Today, I remembered that I went to my mother's office the day before yesterday and had a good time.

25. Classmate's famous sentence: geese baa and fly over; The round moon is like a bow.

26. The teacher asked us to make sentences with the word "sure enough". My deskmate wrote: I haven't bathed for three months, and I really stink.

27. When I was in primary school, I heard that wild donkeys run fastest, so I compared a classmate to "He runs faster than wild donkeys". Later, the teacher said I shouldn't write like this, so I wondered why I couldn't. ...

28. I walked into a department store. Ah, it seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting away.

29. My classmate's content is probably: Once I was ill, he gave me a tutorial rain or shine. It was raining cats and dogs that day and it thundered. I thought he wouldn't come, but he came in the rain ... He died of a high fever the next day, and I will always miss this good friend.

30. There is a reading question on the primary school Chinese test paper, to the effect that a mother suffered a lot for her children and finally died. After reading, ask the students to say a few words to their mother in Tomb-Sweeping Day one year later. A pupil wrote: "I wish my mother Tomb-Sweeping Day happiness, happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain!" .

The young monk went down the mountain to Hua Zhai, but the old monk explained that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. You must avoid her when you meet her. ...

Ducks and crabs race to the finish line together, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stones and cloth? Duck is furious: Shit, are you calculating me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors.

1. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of the fallen God.

2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, and you ignore me and I commit suicide.

3, baby, I love you, just like mice love rice, you are the wind and phoenix flying in the sky,

I am a jackal chasing you on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

4500 years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family, and that day I peeked at your chopping posture at the window.

I fell in love with you at that time, so don't blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there were no text messages at that time!

5. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, getting married is wrong, and getting divorced is wrong.

Wake up, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, more lovers are animals!

6, Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, only for this life to pass by. If this is true,

Yes, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you to tell you: "I really want to love you."

7. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

8. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

9, your eyes blink, I am dead, your eyes blink again, I am alive, and you?

My eyes are blinking all the time, so I'm dying!

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is "you"! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

Who is Amy's mother? It's a flower because of peanuts! Who is Amy's father? It's butterflies because discs love flowers! Who is Amy's grandmother? This is a great pen! Because wonderful pen makes flowers!

You're a book, I'm a bag, you're a mouse, I'm a cat, you're wood, I'm glue, you're pork, I'm a knife, we have such a good relationship, dinner tonight is your treat!

Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception. Everyone sees it and everyone loves it.

The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader. The leader will give me a bite at will. I didn't leave until the leader drank this glass of wine, so he knew what to do next.

With 998 in his hand, he looks like a big fool. Ericsson is in hand, and it's boring to mix. With the new Samsung, I'm already crazy. Siemens in hand, no paper.

God said he could grant me a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. He said I would take another look at the globe.

You look peaceful, you look hard, you look clever, you look hard, and you look selfless.

There are many women around me, all of whom are elder sisters. Occasionally there are exceptions, and it's also a bad date. Looking around the world, where is my grass?

How satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

Give a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give a little flood and you will flood, give a little warmth and you will rot, give a little wine and you will make trouble, and give an eyebrow eye and you will add chaos.

A riverside and a Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot!

It's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over!

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob the bank at once.

Oumai Daling! Buy low, love to caress the oil Buddha, choke on the oil hemp koji, love your oil, Betty, love the oil hemp koji. Ow! Self-protection is forced! Knock yourself to death! Play the music! Anti-ego

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