Who has a cold joke about top combine?

One day, a thief broke into Wubao's house and was found. ....

One day, a thief broke into Wubao's house and was found. ....

Xiaomei found out ~

Xiaomei: Wow ~ Who are you?

Thief: I'm a thief (bad smile ..)

Xiaomei: Oh, I am. I am Liu Zhoucheng, an invincible teenager in the hyperspace universe (made a lovely move ~ and kept discharging to thieves ~)

Thief: OK, OK. How can I steal if you don't let me lose my job? ~ I won't steal from you (I will steal from others ~)

Xiaomei: Trying to steal from me? ! ~ hum! ~ (pride ~ ~ ~)

Found by a knife ~

Knife: Hey ~ ~ What are you looking at? It's you ~ come here.

Thief: What is it? I am a thief! ~ Aren't you afraid I'll steal from you?

Knife: What are you afraid of ~ My most valuable thing is my violin. Can you listen to my original work before stealing it?

Thief: All right then ~

N hours later ......................

Daodao: You have listened to my music for n hours, please pay-100...(n zeros) Yuan ~ ~ ~

Thief: Gone with the wind ~ ~ ~

Found by Mao Mao ~

He Miaomiao: I know you are a thief ~

Thief: Do you know that you still want to hand over the most valuable thing?

He Miaomiao: (wearing iconic sunglasses) Wait ... That's the behavior of robbers. As a thief, you should steal in secret ~ (constantly fooling ~)

Thief: That makes sense ~ What should I do?

He Miaomiao: I'll go out first, and then you can steal it, okay?

Thief: OK (rummaging through the closet ...)

Three hours later, the thief came out with a big bag of things and was caught by the police red-handed.

He Miaomiao: (holding glasses) I really can't stand being fooled ~ How can you please me with such a trivial matter? ! ~ 1 10 will do.

It was discovered by Xiaowu ~

Xiao Wu: (with his trademark smile, he says in gentle and nonstandard Mandarin:) Hello ~

Thief (intoxicated by his smile ... suddenly reminded of business) You are not afraid of me stealing from you. I am a famous thief ~

Xiaowu: Shaking his head (sad ...)

Thief: Aren't you afraid that I will hurt you?

Xiaowu: Shake your head (tears ...)

When a thief asks N questions, aren't you afraid of me? ...

Xiaowu: (in nonstandard Mandarin) You, just now, for so long, when, what did you say?

Thief: (fainting) It is not easy for this child to come to China. You can't just steal this kid's things (so cute ~) and float away ~ ~

Found by a distant team ~

Far Team: You don't look like a good person.

Thief: (Good eye ~) I want to steal from you ~

Far Team: What? ! ! ! ! ~ ~ ~ Do you know that this is not only hurting me?

You killed the whole team ~ do you know I kept all the other four treasures ~ you stole them. How can I explain it to other Four Treasures of the Study? How to set an example for the captain .....

After a brilliant speech, the distant team showed a perfect profile. )

Thief: I took you. I won't steal it, okay? It is not easy to be a thief these days.

Far Team: Take back the perfect side face and make a winning posture.