Tell a lot of super funny jokes to my brother!

1. After the defeat of the China football team, the manufacturer of "Powerful Lasting Pills" advertised for a member of the national team "X". The plot is: "X" holds a football in his left hand, and his right hand points to the screen and says, "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes? I can! "

2. A condom manufacturer was deeply inspired after seeing the advertisement of "Powerful Lasting Pill", so he found a group of players from the national team and made an advertisement. Pictured: All the players bombarded the goal with slogans: "No matter how hard you shoot, you can't shoot!"

The manufacturers of birth control pills wanted a ride, but their own medicines were also for women. what can I do? ! But it's hard to beat them. After three days and nights of hard thinking, I finally found a way: let a referee who plays the black whistle in the Super League wear black, make a gesture after blowing the whistle and proudly say, "No matter how many goals you score, none counts!"