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2, Haitao: I play auxiliary meat costume, the key to team battle is which mage has more skills!
3, pis: I want to play dps, otherwise my big brother can't resist it in the future.
4. Haitao: I opened a Tibetan knife to hide the hammer of Skull King.
5. Haitao: Why do I lose all my skills every time I go up?
6, Haitao: I don't want to hang a boutique game, and purify the dota environment from me.
7, pis: flying shoe drum, moving speed 425!
8. Dionysus: Leave the money and get out of bkb first.
9. Peter: Haven't you left yet? You are already a dead man.
10, Mouse: I killed that bull's head and killed the reward. I really sacrificed myself for others.
1 1, pis: artificial leg improves my attributes!
12, Dionysus: Dai Shen, what do you want to say to the audience?
13, Dionysus: It is too careful to be killed by it.
14, Haitao: War drums are a good thing.
15, pis: hello, everyone, this issue is a special edition with the silly god.
16, pis: I ran over the starving man, which was really self-defeating.
17, mouse: This version is too abnormal, and it hits people twice when it is opened.
18, Haitao: I can grab the head in the crowd without pushing.
19, Dionysus: Come on, let's refresh the A staff.
20. Haitao: With a prosthetic leg, you can cut and play when you are bored!
2 1, Haitao: When I finish my lion skills.
22, Haitao: Tibetan Dao is a good thing, both offensive and defensive.
23. Mouse: I haven't played tiny for a long time.
24. Dionysus: I want to squat down early.
25, Dionysus: The enhancement of this version of the mage means that this must be bkb.
26. Dionysus: I used two Qing soldiers to crush the temple. I really deserve it.
27. Haitao: I'll buy an eye.
28. Mouse: I almost smashed the keyboard, so I started C immediately to avoid the extreme cooling of the ice soul.
29. Mouse: I am already like a god.
30. Dionysus: I'll put on the meat and turn it over after my eldest brother finishes brushing it.
3 1, pis: I can't push my hunger. I can fight whenever I want.
32. Mouse: The hero of the drum is very suitable for the little fisherman.
33. Peter: I want a small lineup.
34.pis: I knocked over a bottle of brush clothes.
35. Haitao: There is enemy occupation on the opposite side. Watch me beat it with vanity.
36, Dionysus: medicine and medicine make trouble, (next88) push the red stick to do it.
37. Haitao: Haha, I just went to the birthday party of the Great God and drank some wine.
38. Dionysus: I drive bkb to avoid stepping on a horse.
39.pis: There is a werewolf across the street. Running away with a hidden knife is good for me.
40. Mouse: Hello, everyone. My Taobao address is under the video.
4 1, Haitao: Wait for your teammates.
42. When there is a lion in the belt line.
43. Dionysus: Look at my bkb. Shoot it to death.
44. Mouse: Old cow, make a look.
45, Dionysus: prosthetic leg plus a lot of dps!
46.pis: I have a hunch that there is a sign under the road!
47. Mouse: The lion lied to me twice, and then he killed him.
48. Dionysus: I'd better record it in bkb.
49. Haitao: My teammates and I caught someone and turned it over.
50. Rats: Push and kill tigers in the medium term.
5 1, Haitao: Haitao teaches you to play tiny!
Dionysus: Welcome to the new class 09.
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