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Dota classic quotations

1, Mouse: It's nice to mend the knife with a prosthetic leg!

2, Haitao: I play auxiliary meat costume, the key to team battle is which mage has more skills!

3, pis: I want to play dps, otherwise my big brother can't resist it in the future.

4. Haitao: I opened a Tibetan knife to hide the hammer of Skull King.

5. Haitao: Why do I lose all my skills every time I go up?

6, Haitao: I don't want to hang a boutique game, and purify the dota environment from me.

7, pis: flying shoe drum, moving speed 425!

8. Dionysus: Leave the money and get out of bkb first.

9. Peter: Haven't you left yet? You are already a dead man.

10, Mouse: I killed that bull's head and killed the reward. I really sacrificed myself for others.

1 1, pis: artificial leg improves my attributes!

12, Dionysus: Dai Shen, what do you want to say to the audience?

13, Dionysus: It is too careful to be killed by it.

14, Haitao: War drums are a good thing.

15, pis: hello, everyone, this issue is a special edition with the silly god.

16, pis: I ran over the starving man, which was really self-defeating.

17, mouse: This version is too abnormal, and it hits people twice when it is opened.

18, Haitao: I can grab the head in the crowd without pushing.

19, Dionysus: Come on, let's refresh the A staff.

20. Haitao: With a prosthetic leg, you can cut and play when you are bored!

2 1, Haitao: When I finish my lion skills.

22, Haitao: Tibetan Dao is a good thing, both offensive and defensive.

23. Mouse: I haven't played tiny for a long time.

24. Dionysus: I want to squat down early.

25, Dionysus: The enhancement of this version of the mage means that this must be bkb.

26. Dionysus: I used two Qing soldiers to crush the temple. I really deserve it.

27. Haitao: I'll buy an eye.

28. Mouse: I almost smashed the keyboard, so I started C immediately to avoid the extreme cooling of the ice soul.

29. Mouse: I am already like a god.

30. Dionysus: I'll put on the meat and turn it over after my eldest brother finishes brushing it.

3 1, pis: I can't push my hunger. I can fight whenever I want.

32. Mouse: The hero of the drum is very suitable for the little fisherman.

33. Peter: I want a small lineup.

34.pis: I knocked over a bottle of brush clothes.

35. Haitao: There is enemy occupation on the opposite side. Watch me beat it with vanity.

36, Dionysus: medicine and medicine make trouble, (next88) push the red stick to do it.

37. Haitao: Haha, I just went to the birthday party of the Great God and drank some wine.

38. Dionysus: I drive bkb to avoid stepping on a horse.

39.pis: There is a werewolf across the street. Running away with a hidden knife is good for me.

40. Mouse: Hello, everyone. My Taobao address is under the video.

4 1, Haitao: Wait for your teammates.

42. When there is a lion in the belt line.

43. Dionysus: Look at my bkb. Shoot it to death.

44. Mouse: Old cow, make a look.

45, Dionysus: prosthetic leg plus a lot of dps!

46.pis: I have a hunch that there is a sign under the road!

47. Mouse: The lion lied to me twice, and then he killed him.

48. Dionysus: I'd better record it in bkb.

49. Haitao: My teammates and I caught someone and turned it over.

50. Rats: Push and kill tigers in the medium term.

5 1, Haitao: Haitao teaches you to play tiny!

Dionysus: Welcome to the new class 09.