What jokes have you heard about the magic sword?

When we were studying, there were nine people in a dormitory. Everyone calls each other by ranking, and we are old eight. The second child is from the Ministry of Health and is always busy until 1 1 every day. After many times, everyone refused to open the door for him. One is annoying, and the other is cold. This guy told me to open the door most of the time, and then I didn't want to. After a while, he opened Dont Ask For Help's door and directly called the roll at the door: Lao Ba, get up and go to the toilet! You ignored him, and he kept shouting. It's not annoying here. The girls' dormitory is in the front. How sad it is to hear that! As the saying goes, whatever you are afraid of will come. One day, several girls who were playing well asked, who is the old eight in your dormitory? It's me. I don't doubt him. What about you? Are you ... bedwetting? The girl asked hesitantly. I, I ... Second, you killed me! I have nothing to ask heaven, only two lines of tears! ...