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What is the name of the cross talk in which Guo Degang bought Zhonghai?
Guo Degang’s purchase of Zhonghai is an excerpt from “I am a Triad”, as follows:
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were talking about cross talk together on stage, and suddenly Guo Degang said: “I am rich now. I want to buy China Shipping." Yu Qian was so frightened that he took a few steps back and waved his hands repeatedly: "Don't hit on me." Guo Degang's disdainful expression and Yu Qian's quick actions to clear up the relationship caused a burst of laughter from the audience below, and it has also become a very popular Internet term.
Introduction:
"I Am the Underworld" is one of the representative works of the "I" character series of the crosstalk series by Deyun Club crosstalk actor Guo Degang, performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian. "I am a Gangster" premiered in 2005 at the Deyun Club's 10th anniversary performance. Classic lines:
1. Look at other people, those who drive and those who buy high-rise buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are Trembling, tears in my heart are flowing.
2. Yu: Is your father’s surname Cui? Guo: Your father’s name is Jian!
3. Don’t you be disobedient! Little brat! I said, Dad, please don’t say this. Don’t say that the child is a little brat. From a genetic perspective, it is not good for parents. My father is anxious and rolls up his arms and sleeves. I will fight you!
4. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about them; when they do bad things, they always think that the ghosts and gods don’t know. We make things so difficult for ghosts.
5. Have you seen the movie "Young and Dangerous"? Have you seen it? Yes, yes, we are together. Does the Hong Kong underworld Hongxing Society know about it? I am very happy. But we are not the headquarters, we are branch offices. I'm from Niulanshan.
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