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Bank sitcom (preferably funny version)

Bank sitcom script "Choice"

Time: New Year's Eve afternoon

Venue: lobby of business outlets of China Industrial and Commercial Bank.

Character: Lala, female, emotional and impulsive (abbreviated as Lala)

Haitao, male, has a distinct personality (referred to as "Hai").

Xiao Yang, cash cashier, female (Yang for short)

Account Manager Manager Zhao, female (abbreviation: Zhao)

Props: a thin foam board disguised as a counter, a set of work clothes worn according to the role, an ICBC passbook, the soundtrack of the song "Love is You and Me", and some fireworks.

Script:

Manager Zhao came to the stage, and she waved at the side of the stage to make a farewell statement and say a farewell speech.

Zhao: (smiling) Thank you for choosing ICBC, the nearest bank to you. Welcome to visit next time! (Turning to smile) After 300 days, it's a new year in a blink of an eye. On New Year's Eve, my colleagues and I are still on duty. Now the last guest can finally get off work, hehe! (looking at the counter) Xiao Yang? Xiao Yang?

Xiao Yang trotted all the way.

Yang: Hey-(with an embarrassed smile) Manager Zhao, did you call me?

Zhao: (laughs) Have you finished all the work?

Yang: It's over.

Zhao: Great. You can get off work. Are you happy?

Yang: Of course, tomorrow is the Year of the Rabbit, hee hee! (Hands making "rabbit gestures") Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Zhao: (making a rabbit gesture) Happy Year of the Rabbit! Happy Year of the Rabbit! Pack your bags. Let's leave now.

Yang: (laughs) Hmm!

Xiao Yang turned around happily and was about to run when Lala suddenly moved quickly and slapped the door. Manager Zhao and Xiao Yang look back.

Laura: (knocks on the door anxiously) Open the door!

Zhao: (to Lala) Hello! We're off duty.

Laura: Is there nobody here? I want to withdraw money!

Yang: (looking at Manager Zhao in a low voice) She obviously wants to rob money.

Zhao: Excuse me, please withdraw money from the ATM next to you.

Laura: (pulls out the passbook) I want to withdraw 300 thousand, right away, right away!

Yang: 300 thousand?

Zhao: Is there enough cash?

Yang: That's enough, but it's all off duty. ...

Laura: What are you dawdling about? If you don't open the door, I'll complain to you!

Zhao: (looking at Xiao Yang) Xiao Yang, can you work harder and have one more class? The guest looks very anxious.

Yang: (reluctantly) So ... OK.

Zhao: You should inform Manager Zhang and President Li.

Yang: OK.

Off Xiao Yang Ran, Manager Zhao opened the door and Lala rushed in.

Pull: (handing the passbook) 300 thousand! Take it away now!

Zhao: Miss, do you have an appointment?

La: No.

Zhao: According to the regulations, large withdrawals must be made in advance.

La: You have the largest market value and the best system. 300,000 is nothing.

Step onto the stage and stand behind the prop counter. Manager Zhao handed her the passbook.

Yang: (Operation) Miss, please show me your ID card.

Laura: ID card?

Yang: Yes, this passbook is not your own name. The agent must show your ID card.

Laura: But my money is in the passbook!

Yang: Hehe, this coke is not yours. Please cooperate.

Laura: I don't have an ID card. I am not a liar. Besides, don't you have a camera? Just let the camera shoot my face.

Yang: Sorry, this is not an advertisement for Dabao. Nobody looks well.

Laura: Are you scolding me? (Looking at Manager Zhao) Is this how you treat customers? How do you serve?

Z: We serve 24 hours a day.

Laura: I feel dizzy!

Zhao: (laughs) Miss, don't be angry. It is really necessary to show valid certificates to handle business.

Laura: I'm here to withdraw money. I have no papers! I'm not here to apply for a certificate!

Zhao: Miss. ...

Laura: Don't call me miss!

Yang: Is that called Xifeng?

Laura: You!

Zhao: That's amazing! Why are you disturbing Xifeng?

Laura: I want to complain to you!

Zhao: Oh? Complaints? What do you want to complain about us?

Laura: I want to complain that you bully customers!

Zhao: Hehe, dare we? We are neither QQ nor 360, so we never force our guests to make any difficult decisions.

Sitcom, a light comedy from America. It must be an indoor drama, and there is generally no location. In the early days, one person or several people performed in a small theater. Many people sat there watching and laughing at the same time. Later, TV was invented, and the punchline was added as the punchline for later viewing. "I Love My Family" is the initial practice of sitcom in China, and the series "Family with Children" is the development of sitcom. Then the sitcom gradually developed. Situational comedies use language to express individuality and spread minority cultures, such as Growing Pains. The audience must know some American culture and American humor, otherwise they can't understand it. If I bring my beloved home to America and burst out laughing, the American audience won't understand. Beijing-style sitcom has a strong Beijing accent and some exclusive Beijing tastes. Where to create sitcoms, we must base ourselves on this.