Ask for an English cold joke

Policeman: When did the thief break into your house? Owner: My watch was stolen. How should I know? Policeman: When do you think the thief entered your house? Owner: My watch was stolen. How do I know when? Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: since I was an egg! Psychiatrist: What's the matter with you? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: When did this start? Patient: Since I was an egg. We have a new dog. Would you like to come and play with it?

I don't know. Does he bite?

That's what I want to know.

We have a new dog. Do you want to play with him?

Oh, I don't know. Does he bite?

This is exactly what I want to know.