Humorous jokes in life

There is always a little humor in life that makes you feel happy about life! I'll sort out life humor jokes for you, hoping to help you.

First, I was kicked out of the car by the driver.

I'm going to be late for work in the morning. Audi drives so slowly in front.

There was a traffic jam, and I kept honking my horn angrily.

So I was kicked off by the driver.

Second, beauty is not beautiful, makeup is a ghost.

A female colleague complained in the office: I am so beautiful that I am haunted by a group of men every day. It is hard for me to refuse others. What should I do?

I silently spilled the water in the cup on her face.

The female colleague suddenly realized: I see, you want me to be clear-headed and calm as water! Is it?

I told her: beauty is not beauty, but ghosts without makeup! ?

Third, it's because it's big.

A male classmate rushed out of the classroom and accidentally touched a female classmate's chest. He just wanted to apologize.

I saw that female classmate was very angry and said, Shame on you, touching people's breasts. ?

The male student became ill immediately and answered:? Do you know that?/You know what? I don't feel anything! ?

The girl asked again:? Do you know why the earth is round and we can't feel it? That's because it's big! ?

What are fried dough sticks made of?

One day, a student thought the cooking in the restaurant was terrible, so he hit the chef.

As a result, the headmaster called him and the chef. The headmaster asked? What did you use to beat him into this bear?