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Ma Yun meets a monk's joke.

1. Ma Yun was very upset recently and went to the temple to ask the Zen master for advice. Ma Yun: Master, I am very rich now.

But I'm not happy at all. Can you tell me what I should do to be happy? The Zen master asked: What is wealth?

what's up Ma Yun replied: Isn't 1000 billion in the bank card rich? The Zen master didn't speak, but stretched out a hand.

Ma Yun suddenly realized: Zen master, are you letting me know how to be grateful and repay? Zen master: No, local tyrant ... me.

Son, can we be friends?

2. Ma Yun was very upset recently and went to the temple to find Master. I saw the master silently pick up an electric hot water bottle and plug it in.

The water boiled and exploded. Ma Yun exclaimed, Master, you mean that all problems will heat up with this.

Like a water bag, is it self-defeating? The master took a deep breath and said simply that this hot water bottle was just available on Taobao.

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